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UMWf))»iil}IW(WB I.UIJ1Iluiuiijijj^iMiufiiMIUpiiupi^j.mijiiiiu iiiuiiiiJHiiiiiinmiijj t i * i » - i p ' n - > u > > i , »-* ?»? •UWjA 4> V / Si/.-ft<~w. -J ;-rt.̂i!nuŵ'Hy««,l ri'*,' M f?~'aW.Wl«- vl̂ li« ^ t ' ' f . v i f = - v i : p f i y ! . r # 1 * ' r <p,»i,t->,V5,fir>», -*' n i ' , - v . ^ i i. ^ "S E E S ; «WM« THK WEST VAN NEWS for COUNCIL .,,kiiik ̂your support, imiy I j,.,v Hint it is my sincere j,'i;.a^e to'co-operate and to L.rvr this Municipality in an ;,pen. honest 'and stra igh t­ forward manner. 1)0 vmi favour,a progressive, ooii'polilical Municipal ad- ,„i„jslration ----- - with equal consiileratipn for, all, regard­ less of position or politics? r*^ t h e n̂ -- - VOTE FOR !toiii B raw n "let'B all p u ll to g e th e r for a fiber more prosperous W est V ancouoer The Angican theologians are said to have accepted the Dar­ winian theory, which. I believe, puts out the theory that* m aa.: may be descended from the monkey. That leaves it up to you and me, brother, as to what breed of monkey w'us our ances­ tor. Thei'e are quite a variety, ranging from the gorilla to the marmoset, all Ugly, all. with. Ix^ustly habits, .and all full of iloas. Personally, I don't believe a word of *it, never having had tile faintest ambition to climb up a troii and jibber at^the passing multitude. Further than that, neither I, nor any person else can scratch his ear with his big too, which every monkey can do. I do agree, though, with these theologians when they say that a belief in demons is not irra­ tional. You can bet there's a ,y !o te fo r , . H . G . B A R K E R For K>electlon to the Board of School^ T rustee School T rurtec , 1934-1937 SCOTTISH COUNTRY . DANCE SOCIETY The West Vancouver Scottish Country Dunce Society held a most successful dance Inst' Sat­ urday evening in the Orange Hull. A largo numb<ir of the members of the Society and their friends attended, and had a thoroughly enjoyable evening taking part in a program which THIO CORPORATION QF THE " DIS rulC T OF WEST VANCOUVER l>l)HU(! NOTICE Is hereby"rgivon to the Electors of (he Municipality of the Con>- orailon of the District of West X'aneouver, B. C., that I require ...... _̂__ ___ _ I ho j)rosence of ilie said Electors included Scottish Country, Old, at the Council'Chamber, Muni-' whole lot of tnifb in nini TiJ Time! and popular dances, ex- cijial Hall, West Vancouver, B.C. wnoio lot 01 li uth m thnl, ns nnj- ,,y -̂ .T a a- man knows who, has kicked wound the world a bit. Why,' I liiwc met quite a lot of men a id Alexander. A In rp continifont ....... - V . II ami Qygj. Irom the Vancouver ON MONDAY 17th (lay of January, 15)38, at "12 o'clock noon for Hie purpose of electing per- SPECIAL Insidi; Fir...........$5-50 per cord Slabs with Bark $4.00 per cord Slabs ct bldgings $3.76 per cord SAWDUST I'KITAM'S FUEL IMiono North 620 French Beabty Salon For Work of Qyality We .specialize in, fine, grey and V w^hite hair. , 1562 Marine Drive Phone W. 212 some women who worn came over ironi, uie vancuuvtx iu.i ui ill human form' and f.imTunn Country Dance Society and gave sons (o reiiresent them a.s Reeve L n f / p ■■ a very interesting exhibition of and 'Pwo Oouncillor^about it. But, though a mo.st miserable sinner-- l̂̂ ^muy as well say sd to save 'yoii suyjng so first, brother--I have a very sin­ cere reverence for the Good Book, and so I don't like this talk of the a<icount of the creation being a myth. It's only a step from that to casting .a doubt on everything else in the Bible. ♦ * ♦ He Former Ambassador very interesting Scotch dancing. iVegreshmeiita were served during the interval. The teaching profession of West Vancouver was very well represented aiid from this it can be expected that the young people ,of this municipality will be well instructed in the'Scottish Country DUnces, which are be­ coming so popular. s and electing 1 liiH'e persons' to fejfresen'i them' as School 'rnistees and one iier- son to .represent them as a Com­ missioner of Police. 'Phe Mode of Nomination of CandidatoH Shall Be as follows: 'Pho candidates shall be ii(>m- inatod in; writing; the writing shall bo' siib.scribed b.v two elec- i(>rs of the Municipality us pr'o- The Scottish Country Dancej) poser and seconder, and shall be William Society will hold their usuaP E. Dodd is*a real man. You will fortnightly class on Saturday, note, brother, th a t any time any January 22nd, a t 8 p.m. important man forgets about (liplomacy and tells the' world just what kind of people the dic­ tators are, these .gentlemen get very hot under the collar. They seem to think they have the ex­ clusive license to insult all hands by word?and deed, but no person etse must say a word. More power to Mr.* Dodd's, tongue an(l ..may he continue as he has s ta rt­ ed until the democracies get wise to what has been going on •and jq st what they are up against. But, if I were he, I'd. :get_albi)jdyguardi^fsbmeit^ AN ELECTION "ODE" (Published by speciaf request --Editor) Where are-now the gopd old faces We remembered days gone by ; Battles in the Amblesidey -Nelson, Prociter a^d Kinni-y. , Some have-gone from us forever Stalwarts of the Vinson type, Alexander, Mathers, Ginsey, No one now to raise a fight. ' , dqlivcu'iid to the Returning Of­ ficer ut any time between the date of the notice, and 2 p,tn. (>f Ui(! day of nomination. ThO tiiaid writing iha'y be in the form nurii:"' bei-ed 3 in the Schedule of the "Municipal Elections Act," and shall stale the names, residence and occupation or 'description of ('ach ])erson proposed, in such mail nor as sufficiehtly to iden­ tify such candidate^; and in the event of a Poll being meccssaryj such Poll shall be opened on SATURDAY, 'rHE 22nd DAY OF JANUARY, 15),38, i between the hours of. 8 o'clock a.m. and 8 -o'clock p.m. of sajcl "day at thTrAmblosidtr-ffarllT-coi^ THE^LIUNS- West 190 1578 M a rin e D rive W e st 190 pretty quick," as my friend-the "Oh ; what nights of fun and ban- , , Marino editor would- put i t , , lest some ter, ^ K th . ^ over-enthusiastic Nazi takes Tarzan Pollard, Wharton, Cross, i; ' upon himself to try to bump him With a dash of Johnny Haydn, - reoni!wH^o"pik^ off. - ■ Always figuring the cost. . - - req u iied to tak o n o ticean d g o v - * * . * . . . . ern himself accordingly. of time asking Siily questfom One of them recently questioned S 'e a r. dour Piddes, Bow- January, 1,«». , . • 521 women and girls whether •7'>™eGwby--neverm ind ■ W™- they preferred men or women Joe can lead them, lame or hliixl. B.C " um cer, but one preferred xt-... -- . .-- , .i... fith*jannarv.'l9.98:-- --- r- - F rid a y an(i S P E C IA L S B u t te r - Blade Roast Rd^Bdae Minced^BeeS fifes for ̂ fcT" IU7 B a k e a s y S h o r te n in g 1 lb . C A R T O N S -2 ik r2 5 ir-- Shoulders Lamb Roast Veal | Cross Ribs Shoulder Steak bosses.' All men for a v a r i^ y p f reasons, but he doesn't think they gave the right reasons. . The true answer NowTmy-task-is-almost-cndedi-- are with-us, some have, gone, Let us laugh, and in oiir laughter We have still got "Pioneer John"apparently aocohding to psycho analysis is that girls have a sub­ conscious aintagonism fo r their mothers, in plain English a sec­ ret jealousy. Did you pver hear imagine girls as a whole being Told you al , but not in anger, jealous of their mothei;:s! I f th a t That he did^mot care a is a -'specimen::of "what~'psycHb^~TZLr"77_ With- apologies, - it m ust have' ' -* -W- Stop! there's one you will J'(i- member, •Good 'old Pete who led the vmr madhouse.- Ju H a tic s ljh lA EHghjbrrAir^EEtoEgEFmT^^ VERNON FEED STORE A. C. SEARLE Phone .Y'est 9 Fertilizers of AH Kinds, ADCO Wood, Coal, ^ dfttHdefs^jzSjippJiesr -- Fletcher's No. 1 Bacon ̂-Half-pound-Packers 2 T o r2 S e . Rump Roast Beef OA ̂ Prime ..Ribs Beef Rolled Roast Beef lb . Shoulders Meatty Butts Loin Pork r 13 c 17c ^ c 4 eg g s Grade A, Large 2S C.dozen North Star Changes The star Polaris is a t present known as the Ncirth Star. This is because an imaginary line dyaWn ^hrough^ the earth from the South Pole to the North Pole points towards it. T h is ' line, howe'ver; does not always point a t the same star and in about -twel-VH î-thousancLviears the bright star Vega will be the North Star. '. 1 vanes do hot move. hour -- smoke rises vertically. TO OUR READERS w . N . M cD o n a l d -- âgain offers_his services-as S c h o o l T r u s te e - B oard M em b er s in c e 1932 P resid en tT ^ B iC rS ch ool T ru stees* A ssn ., 1937-1938 Any householder riot receiving 'a"capy"of this paper on any and each Thursday evening, is re­ quested to kindly phone us a t ; West 363, in order th a t the omis- sion may be corrected. We shall esteem any such phone as a fav­ or, as it is oui;only way of check­ ing up on OOT deliveries. Our boys haye strict instructions to place a paper on the verandah of every house on their routes. -- -̂---------------------------^Editor.- Pertect Team W ork So Far King's Mill is sui)pW ridrw7with excellent sawdust;' our storage facilities aTe~ assuring-^sirmet^i-fieliveryt-^w^truekit-a^re-functio^mirg-yer^ co-operating delightfully and their homesfectly; our cu.stomers'.are are warm, ^ KNILL'S FUELS NORTHWEST3 '9 WF m Q 4- SAWDUST -- I WOOD COAL -- HOME OIL FUELS North 94 513 Lonsdale ■r ■■K: -V -ir V