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----------------------------------------------------------- ---------- I , llllll«U | HiSWaRiHAV̂ ^ w w E T X im B w nettK •o cwimr g r i iig ' THK miKNINK BUHII Uy Hubadar W EST VANCOUVER IIUSINEHS JWEN*B ASS*N LAIHEg* COl'NiRV DANCE SOCIETY ; ;'"i ■ -■*■ r - 'Sfr'i. Drx*tAr« are? a lw ay s d ificw ^r* \ m som<-'thinK. One y ea r all hands are .HufferiuK from appen- There was a^j^ood at tendance^ at the regular m w tin g o f the* \V<*sl Vamv>uver H usiness M en's .Mjf» . VV, ;j-- 1%̂ i ? i is t 4,ti. - ■fit. 5M- Hit') cA',t Csfs ', d id Vis,.the it,'̂ tonsjls, A^isodatioji, w h id r waa iield pn the year a fter that, there s hard- W ednesday evenirij,ning of last weê k )y anybody who hasn't got at j„ th<* IM).Q. Cafe, 1512 Marine least one uleei'ated tooth W'hich Drive Tomorrow', Friday, at 2 :tid p.m. the ladies' liianch of the Septtish Country Dance S<s'iety, 'wilf m t^Tat^tfie is pI,T»'h»K l>ob with the old ctfii*- rase. For a p<*riod packing in ̂ ice is the o n l^ <'iire for som e ' kind of diHeus«r T h en 'th e cor­ rect treatm ent is changed to IndliiiK oil, and sO on. Now som e d<K'tor, a dinsdoi* of public h(?alth--"Hiul that's a nice jobr--. has found out (hat women a r e , beauty nunl. He says very Im­ politely that inHt4*ad of th e l/loo/n'of he/ilth som e of (h eir eornidexions rmu'e iK'arly ap­ proxim ate the l(Jok o f a clisli o f w/ixed fruit, 'i'liey were heauty>s /nad in Egypt, likewis<? in Horne, so it 's noth ing new. And nien inad<* IlM.'rn .so by the lack o f ■inler<*st they -have? alway.s d is- play<!d in frumps o f any age from eight to e igh ty , .lust the sarin* it'.s hardly an (sxen.se for; som e -of the horne-niade- iTiasks- - I've seen on tln in v ille S treet th is ~-,sninm<*r. No! a' few looked as if lliey liail got loo enthnsia.Mtic with till! paint and hruKli used for hright<*ning u|) the Innise. 'riufy ough t to have gojie to a beauty parloj-, when* tln?y urid- ('rstaiid tin's kind of th in g ." Heauty is wom en's prerogative, and she's altogidher enlithid to i( HO long a.s she uses or'dinary discretion in m aking up for ■nat­ ural flelicii'rioies. W ith us men 'I'lie com m ittee appointed to take up (he m atter o f the deliv­ ery of perishable goods a fter the ferry fr'cn'glit shed is elo.sed for the n ig h t I'cported th a t atisfac- tory ai'r'angem ents were now ,iii ofH'r'atiori. It w as.deciderl that, .provid­ ing |J)e iieceHsai'y perrhiHsiori could he obtained from the Hoar*d (){' School 'IVuslees, thy A ssoci- alion spoii.sor a .serdes o f Sunday , concerts th is vvinler in , llo llyh n rn , 'i'lieali*e to he given, •by the We'.m Vancouv<*r 8 c1iim>1 liand, ' under sim ilar arrange­ ments a.s (hat sponsonal by local riiercliants earlier* th is year. The ohjcfd of tiie.se wrneert.s- would h<* t w ofold; firstly, to obtain funds wliicii would enable the hand t.o' lake part iii eom peti- I it)nr" iib F/rrsterm ( ianadnv'prefor™ ably at the. 'roi'onto lOxliihilion, and sccoridly, to fo.ster "A Huy. at Home" campaign annnig W est \;;iin()iiver re.sidents. It is pro-, po.'od (o hold the iir'.st two on Mill N()V(*ruher and 12th Dec<?m- her. ' • Moreuinth.*-- K it ching A quiet wedding wa.s celehrat- ed oil Su iurday 4;v<'uing. Octirber 22rd, w'lien MIs.'̂ Peggy K ilching of W est V ancou\er, ami Charh's M orcaslle wen* nnit»'d in mar­ riage by. th e lb 'V, P>. Sami. The Irest man w as Mr. Ceiu'ge W hit­ ney o f Santa Barbara, while th<* bride's attendant was Mrs. Jean Seaberg, formerly of U'esl, Van­ couver. A t a rec(?ption held later in one o f the prominent hotels the hride'.s table wa.' presided over' „by 'Mr.' Jack Na.*̂ li aridy. Mi.ss Hetty Easton. 'I'lie yonple le f t shortly a fter for the sonlli. VISIT THE RADIO SHOW It ... ■ ....«.• •..I .... .. ........... .......... , ~ , ■ 5 , NOVEMBER 1 to 6 WOHD.S, ONCK.SinrKKN. CAN NEVER HE KK( AI.bEI) I'D FORM M OTHERS' A U X IIJA R Y it does not m atter. I, for in­ stance, own a iio.se, the color of' .. which has been (jnile wrongly a.scrihed by naughty-m inded per- - s o n s to-w liiskey-- Hut-Unit-(l(K?.s - iiot Irotlier m<.* in the slighte.st. . >k 4c ' ' ■ ' " :i/f ' * (iliandi ha.s hegnn "silence fasts" to .save his health. The iild hoy,,is "growing weak, so h e ' is taking this way o f sav in g , / ■ A 1st I Io\' M others',, A uxiliary to the U'<'sl Vancouver 'rrooji o f Scouts and (Inh.s, is being -- A-pcnsnntrwith irf cntiIdctt (•uiiHi'itMKS* went to II Monk for ndvicc, .Kiiyiiij,r lie iuul circulatfMl a villi' .story nlioul* iio- ■ other, only to find it won n<d. true. "If you want to nmlce*-|*eUee \vith your eonseieiieo," said tlie Moiik, "you must fill a bag willi cliiekeii ihnyrt, go tlirough every dooryani in the village and drop into eaelcoue of (hem one IhifTy i fmither." ' . The iieasnnt did as he was told. Tlien he eaine buck to the Monk aml̂ anaouneed that he had done penance for his folly. , "Not yet," replied the Monk,, "you iSee aiid hear the m arvellous developm ents u brought ou t th is y e a r ..... tu n in g so sim ple there 's n o th ing to i t . . . . .to n e so rea l you 'd th ink you were r ig h t in th e s tu d io ! T he last word in rad io s......look a t th em , listen to them , try them fo r-y d u rse lf!. G et th e gang together and com e on u p ! lormcd,. All organizing m eeting w ill h elie ld at tiie lio n ie o f Mrs.' W'ni, Dickinson, :780 Idth Street, return and gnlhcr up ovm-y ■(nr"'rtmrs7I;ryrT^o'w 4tli,~at~'^ "'t'bdr 'you' liaŵ ^ 2;."() • )).m. All interested arc^ "Hut 'the wind oui.sf have, blown cordially invited to attend. them all away," .said (he pea.sant. . "VeS'dny mm"i"'.s -̂ri(ld.hI"j\IWl<7""n HO it "is With gos-sip; Wonls" are Mr. My^rs, who ha.s been TO OUR R E A D E R S RI'X'REA'riO N CENTRE INfU.EWOOI) HIGH SCHOOI. .spending'the sum m er and fall a t • his sum m er home in Caulfeild, has returned to Vancouver for 'th o"'wint er:-------.-i-- .-- ,-- ------- ~ up lii.s strength . I w ish a wh()le lot o f people .would do the sanie, especially politicians,v,From 1014 to 1918 about the o n ly talk w as that o f (Jeorgos try in g to talk other Georges, into the Idea that the latter wen,* uiidi.scovered heroes. Since tlien x»W*rvhody's , M e n between 10 and 00 yoar.s qI ;igi.' are invited to avail them - .selvi*,s o fjth e com litioning exer- ei.s('s on Monday at 8 :00 j);m. and Wi'dnesday at 7:00 p .m .., „ There i.s no-,̂ charge and big dividend,s in excess pep and oa.sily dropped, but. no m.-itter how lull'd you may try, you can never get them back again." - The Troubador. The husband drew up a chair beside bis wife's-sewing machine the Yither day and remarked: "Don't you think it's running too fast? Look out, you'll .sew J-hy wyoDg seani! Slow, dowp, or SPECIAL Inside Fir.............$5.50 per cord Slabs with Bark $4.00 per cord Slabs & Edgings $3.75 per cord SAWDUST PRITAM'S FUEL Phone North 620 Any householder not receiving a copy of th is p ap e r on any and - each -T h u rsd ay --even ingr-is "Te-" ■ quested to k indly phone us at W est 363, in o rder th a t th e omi.s- sion m ay be corrected. We shall esteeni any such phone as a fav­ or, as i t is our only way of check- • 'ing up on our, deliveries. Our bmen~talking,~aTid it *h enouglrto ^ boys have s tr ic t instructions to place a paper on th e verandah of every house on th e ir routes. -- Editor. 3. 1 i f t l l I ■'i : U t i : ' Mi! I Pllll-' WM % ■ AV- im'sms-' ilrive any reaHonable per.son crazy. If you don't believe that, brother, think of ^how many lime.s in a week you..shut,otf the tend f h e cla.s.sc'.s. I'lxei'cme is neededHo keep tlu*, body in t r im .. "Why, what's the matter with you? l in in g the winter moilth.s, " j*vo been, running this maclfine for ■■■"leh.years." " ,,Mr. ami Mr.s-- you can 't choke the' speaker to deat h as he de.servos, you can a t lea.s't put him out of your life. We are continiially suffering from !'Safety W eeks," aml„ ilApple' Weeks." and "Boil 'Em U:}lT~l"Was-Tm"TCl y "ti'yiiig ""tcr-a-saist~ have moved you, just as ymV try to help me driv (o the city. ivethe car." - Burrafd Laundry Ltd. FOR DEPENDABLE LAUNDRY SERVICE DAY E ANIJERSONj W est V ancouver R epresen tative Phones -- W est 691-L or N o rth 1310 . -------- Wf "Silonci*etc. Why not have a We*elc," (iuring which no person shall be allowed to talk anyw here in public? Think of all the .speakers who would dit̂ sup­ pressed talk, and (he Gles.sing that would 1)(* to everybody'. We m igh t then have lim e to get som eth ing done. The Charge W, Ck T. V. Extensipn Telephones The Wo.st Vancouver W ..C. T. Will Be Only $1 -------- - ■ - - ■ ■ •-I ' ' - ̂ ..--a I - I- - | 1. -<tnV0li- r - . rr- UnitefI Church on Thursday aft- -""tTTTooTfT" Oetobi'i^^-- Wi-lr;: pi'esident, Mrs. Hichardson, oc- - e HpietM -he-tdiaiirr M i*sr-H-i bl mih- t n r a n i d - - led the devotional period. speak- -ing from Ephesians. 6th chapter. M rs. Steele and Mrs. Baldwin gave splendid reports oil the an­ nual convention held in \ '̂ ancou- ver. 'Pile resolution from'EocaC-. tkm ncil, was di.scussed- Uopoi ts f ro m /'Y" and sick visiting sup- / erintendents were given. 'Plvo hostesses, Mrs. Rush, .and Mrs. Ilibberd served dainty re fresh ­ ments: a n d y o u c a n e n j o y t h e c o n v e n i e n c e q f a n e x t e n s i o n t e l e p h o n y i n y o u r h o m e f o r a s l o w a s 5 0 c p e r . m o n t h . SOCCER ̂\y ith their l(K*al sujiportofs bo- hill'd them,- the We.st Vancouver Metx>ha11ts -shut out -Macca 1 w*e.s-- 3 .to 0 at Ambleside Park last Satiiiflay. The tedm as a whole 4.- played aggres.sive football with Percy M astermun scoring two goals and Alan MacSwTihi ac-= .eoun t ing-for .lhe"othei'~oire; Where umtJd gttu like it ik t̂aHexi? ̂ Upstair^ ? In Jhe bedroom ? In the Jloinĝ rQQmf In^e^^eheh? - - s:; This Saturday the W est Van­ couver Mei'chants travel to Sap- perton, m eeting Fi*aser Cafe to decide possession of third place in , th e league. All -players, are asked-to tuMi out fo r th is imtich.- B R I T I S H C O L U M B I A t e l e p h o n e C O M P A N Y li,. h i '