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0001 ia» e vv »r»r mA~. 4»r r r v »v r» » «r Smith 's Grocery THE RED AND WHITE STORES Dumdarave z,m., M.,i.. Ambleside 15 NABOB TEA, prr lb ........... hsc ORANGFW Suukiui, good oao. dox»u............................. 28o Bool Foods hlAYONNAISEi 8 ox. ...„.... ........................... 244 1 6 ox. ............ 44c RASPBERRY or STRAWBERRY Jum, 40 ox. iur ............... 40c BkEAD, Sorvuo 2 largo 24 ox lou»so...........-... Thc While, Brown or Sandwich CHERRY CAKE, large uixo...... 45o SANDWICH BISCUITS, crisp Graham Biiwuku wiih ~ cream Skiag, prr lb...................... 254 kod it iVhiir FANCY BISCUITS ooooriod 1 )L pki................ $5c , kod A While I'EACHES, uliood or hulroo, 15 ox ilu .... 2 for $5o PlNEAl'I'I.E, Nabob, Tid.bko, small ................. 2 tluo 194 SkkVUS CHEESE, 'i'i IK phi. 19o kod A 'ivhko JEI.LY PO)VDERS ~R Savors ............ 4 for 194 kod A White TOILET ROLLS 5 for 49c PASTliY FLOUk, 10 lb. sack $?c Carnation hllLK, por Gu......... 11» FREE--A Glass hlixiug Bowl with 2 )K iiu CRISCO ...... Iho Rod lh Whko 1'EANUT BUTTER, fancy ior ............................. 20c Goltlen Meadow Butter 3lbs ~ 79c. ROBER'f S'ETTER 1llEATS Phone West 190 Government Inspected ll!eats iNo. I Grade only Specials for CASH "Ore-Full" The teacher was examining her boys. "Now then," she said, "can any of you tell me how iron was discovered?" Tommy'8 hand shot up im- mediately. «1Vell, Tommy," said the teacher, "stand up and tell the class what you know about it." Tommy stood up. "Please, teacher," he said, «I heard daddy say yeasterday that they smelt it." . FOOD SPECIALS Friday O'aturday, May 29 an6l 30 THE WEST VAN NEWS Jol?re-I'rench The death of Marshal Jol?re recalls how his name was linked with that of Lord French at the beginning of the war. Many people will remember thhe fol- lowing ingenious play on the names:-- JOF! FRE FRE! N CH It had a wide circulation at the time of the battle of the Name with which the dead soldier' reputation is forever associated. The Pnter Iinmasked In Paris, I see, a father has sued a tutor for disfllusioning 8 seven-yearold boy about Father Christmns. The lad, it seems, vigorously told his people all a- bout it. It is to be hoped he does not emulate the youngster who, in 8 discussion with a friend after a school lesson in which Satan cropped up, said: «Satan! There ain't such a fellow I It's like Santa Claus, he's yer father!" Nu Lying Listless Larry had at last ob- tained a job, more through good luck than honest endeavor. But on his first afternoon, the fore- man caught him stretched out under a tree, smoking a pipe. 'qlallo, what the game?" he inquired. "This isn't the kind of thing you'e paid for. IVhat d'you think you'e doing? Rest- nig? Larry shook his head "No," he said; «I ain't exactly resting. I'm waiting for the sun to go down so that I can knock oif work!" 3!ay 29, 1931. jEFFERIES'UPERIOR MEATS Government Inspected Only LAMB, BEEF, PORK, VEAL, ETc. =, COOKED hlEATS OF ALL KINDS, DEI.ICATESSEN (Two Stores for your service) HOLLYBURN STORE A51BLESIDE STORE West 3 West 303 West Vancouver Lumber Co. 15th nnd Marine LIMITED Phone West 115 W. J. Turnbull, hianager, Residence I'hone: )Vest 368L SERVICE Et~ God Save ihe Kag Kioocokx ..............................................By Coudlolight JOAN AND TOPSY SHARMAN (o) )Villiomo ........................... (b) W iiboms JEAN VERNON Crise Cross ...Tick Tack .. Happy Go LuckyLunge .. FREDA RUSH LU SERX SASH DOORS ROOFING BUILDING PAPER Lamatco -- Gyproc -- Plaster Board Iieaver Bourd -- Shingles ~Ph, I'ROGRASI Of Concert by Pupils of 51rs. Clara )Vilson, next Friday at 8:15 p. m. !n the Orange Hall. w vwr 0eu «I-e- I ~ * -oe'e, r .'r i«r ep-e,. i ~ m e rrxd F ~i ' re- r"e ei 'i '» e' .'e - .r - ' 'rr ~ »'»'r » "r 4'rr «Fr»r «re'r ~vre I « '»' r«r» r«r r Alberta No. I 3 Ibs 70c Creamery Butter PRIME STEER BEEF Minced Steak.... 2 lbs. 25c Stewing Beef 2 lbs. 25c Boiling Beef, lb..... 10c Pot Roast, lb ........... 10c Blade Rib Roast, lb.. 12c Round Bone Roast, lb.. 15c Rump Roast, lb. 18c up Prime Rib Roast, lb... 18c Rolled Rib Roast, lb. . 20c and 25c Sirloin Tip Roast, lb.... 25c BACON Sliced lb......... 35c, By the Piece, lb.... 28c Pork Legs (fore) lb ..... 13c Pork Butts, lb............... 18c ! ONTARIO CHEESE 20c lb. 5IAY DAY CELEBRATION (Continued from Page 1) LOCAL VEAL Stewing Veal, .... 2 lbs. 25c Oven Roast, lb ........ 18c up Cambridge Ssusages 2 lbs. 25c Pork Sausages, lb....... 25c Pork & Tomato Sausages ..lb................... 25c Ayrshire Bacon, sliced lb ..... ... .. ............. 30c DELICATESSEN Home Boiled Ham Baked Hsm Roast Pork, Bologna Weiners, Veal Loaf and Liver Sausages. BAUER KRAUT Morning and Afternoon Delivery to All Parts. Boston Cookies I cup butter 11/2 cups sugar 3 eggs 1 teaspoon baking soda 11/» teaspoons hot water 31/4 cups flour 11/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 cup chopped nuts I/2 cup currants cup raisins, seeded and chopped. Cream butter and sugar, grad- ually sdd well beaten eggs, then baking soda dissolved in hot water, '/» of flour sifted with salt and cinnamon, then mix fruit and nuts with remainder of flour and add to first mixture. Drop by the spoonful an inch apart on a buttered paper in psn snd bake in a moderate oven. WHAT ABOUT THAT VALVE CRIIID IIOW? Come in and see Bill Grout at 1VEST VAN MOTORS Let us show you our new, up-to-date precision equipment bought to do this job by the proper method. Bring your car to the shop where you get the service you are entitled to. 1451 Marine Drive tVest 26S (Day or Night) Why Pay More? BUILD NOW WHEN PklCES ARE LOW Lumber for lex16 Gorogo including floor ............ 826.00 60 Fa Close Board Fence 6.00 Shiplup from ................ 9.00 2x4 Common, sized.......... 9.00 2x0 io 2x12 common, sized ............................. 10.00 % x 8 Bungalow Siding, Cedar, shorts ................ 7.00 ix2 -8 uud 4 D. D. Fir, por 100 liu. fl. .60 Cedar Lattice, por 100 lin. feet ..............................25 4 in. Clear Gutter, any length, por liu. (t......os No. 1 XXX Shingles ...... 2.60 No. 2 Shingles ...--.... 130 )pull Shingles ............... 1.26 Sl'FXIALS lxz uud lx4 No. 1 Angle groin floorlug ............. $28.00 24x24--2 Light Windows 2»00 sxlo--4 Light Sash ..... 1.00 louis--4 Light Sash..... 1.16 hxlo--8 Light Sash ........ 1.26 lox12--0 Light Sash....... 1.40 Gyproo Plaster Board, Building I'upon Fir Veneer uud sk Building Muiorlulu AMBLESIDE LUMBER CO. LTD. 10th uod hloriuo Delve I'hose West 199. After 6 p,m. ook for Curry Dent Phuoo West 241R. royal party and officials were the guests of Reeve and Mrs. J. B. Leyland at the first May Day banquet at their home. BASEBALL GAME At 6:30 p. m. the West Vancouver baseball team played an exhibition game at Ambleside Park against the Native Sons, losing by 8 score of 5 to 6 runs. BALL IN THE AUDITORIUM At 7 p. m. a May Day ball for children was held in the Inglewood auditorium, and at 9 p. m. May Queen Peggy and Reeve Leyland led the grand march which brought the day' ceremonies to a close. Both balls were great successes. The auditorium had been beautifully decorated for the occasion the Queen's throne being set up in one corner, and from 9 p.m. until midnight it was thronged with one of the largest and most enthusiastic crowds which has ever assembled there. During the ball with Mr. Gordon Robson acting as master of ceremonies, Mrs. J. B. Leyland presented the prizes for the best decorated cars and floats, after which the May Queen presented flowers to Mrs. J. B. Leyland, Mrs. John Lawson, Mrs. H. G, Selwood, chairman of the Parent-Teachers'ssoci- ation, under whose auspices May Day was organized last year, Mrs. Thomas Russell, wife of the chairman of the general committee, and Mrs. W. B. Small, chairman of the May Queen committee, as an appreciation of all that had been done for the royal party. (u) Houdel (b) Burgmuker (o) Griog ....... (b) De Lisle ..... (c) Grey Gneg (u) Honor . (b) Duuhik . Grieg Toohuikowoky (o) Owens (b) hi»moos Moooeuei ..... Couroulo The Swallow BETTY BLAIR Watchman o Bong Lo Marseiflaloo Auld Lang Syne DOUGLAS WATT Wokx DOREEN ELGAR .......Curious Story Sailor Dunce IAN RUSH .................................................................Albuiu Loof FRANCES JOHNCOX Queen o( the Ball MAISIE BUSST ....................................... Suowdrope MARJORIE VERNON Pupis of Miss Hilda Wilson. All Theo the Night .......................................... hlodkotiou LILIAS DAVIE .........................................."Meditation" (rom Thais IRENE GRACEY Couporiu Grieg Schumuuu Some 51istake'I saw 0 young man trying to kiss your daughter," said the mischief-maker. "And did he'?" asked her mother. "No.o "Then it wasn't my daughter." Anoiher Fishing Yarn Mickey "My father caught a fish as long as this street t'ther day.o Jim: "Coo--it must 'ave been a wha!e." Mickeyi."Garn wiv yer; 'e used whales for 'is bait." The lecturer was apologizing for having talked so long. "I'm sorry if I have wearied you.o he said, »but I unfortun- ately left my watch behind and there is no clock in this room." A voice from the audience re- plied: 'There's a calendar be- hind you, sir!o Seeing Red The visitor'8 nose was long B'j and very red, and mother noticed Jimmy staring at st. Fearing he Q might make some remark, she gave him a meaning look. "All right," said Jimmy. oi,'. didn't say anything I'm only)P looking at it." Oh, Doctor! "I am glad I am not 8 girali'e,'aid little Mary, after silently surveying this surprising creat- ure at the Zoo. »Why, dear?" "'Cos it has such a long way to cough." Easy I The doctor looked serioua "I'm afraid you must have 8 sea trip" he said "Do you think you can manage it?" «Oh yes doctor" was the re- ') ply. "You see, I'm captain of an Atlantic liner." .............................................Sister Monica MARGARET DICKINSON ............... To Spring PHYLLIS WATT Slumber Song VERA JOHNCOX Grleg .................--............. Norwegian Bridal Procession JEAN HILL (u) Chopin .............................................Mazurka iu C Major (b) Chopin .................-..-....- ......-.................Mazurka iu B Minor hlARJORIE HILL B»othe»eu ....................................,„........................Miuuoi In G VERA AND FRANCES JOHNCOX Heiuixmuo Gruud Piano uooil