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"But my dear madam there' no use consulting me about your husband, I couldn't possibly handle his case." "And why couldn't you, doc- tor?" "4'hJ, you must know from my sign that I'm riot s physician. I'm a veterinary surgeon, a horse doctor." 'That's just why I came to you. My husband is a chronic kicker." Aunt Hetty: "Sakes alive! I don't believe no woman could ever been so fat." Uncle Hiram: "What y'ead- in'ow, Hetty?" Aunt Hetty: "Why this paper tells about an English woman who lost two thousand pounds. "So you and Harry aren't go- ing to be married this month?" "No, not for quite a while, I guess. You see, he paid a year' dues to the bachelor's club in ad- vance. Learn to Play Golf at Gleneagles A little private instruction wfil help your gams wonderfully. Lessons given by ROLY GOODCHILI) (Prsfcssicnsl in attendance) Por appointment: Phone, Lsug Dicisucs, Glsucsgltm cc WEST 69TY2. Useful Recipes Scalloped !lint!on Cold roast mutton 12 sticks macaroni Salt and pepper Tomato sauce Buttered crumbs Remove fat and skin from cold mutton. Cut in thin slices and put in layers in a buttered dish, then a layer of macaroni. Sea- son with pepper and salt, moist- en with tomato sauce, Repeat until dish is full and then put buttered crumbs on top and bake. The macaroni should be previ- ously cooked in salted boiling water for 20 minutes. I'otato Soup 2 large potatoes I onion I carrot Pepper and salt 2 tablespoons butter I quart milk Cut the vegetables tine, boil and put through s colander, add salt and pepper to taste, then butter and milk. Let come to 6 boil and serve. Chipped Pears 8 ibs, sugar Ipint water 6 lbs. pears 2 frz. green ginger 8 lemons Disolve sugar in water. Add lemon rinds, cut in small pieces. Add the juice. Pare and slice the pears like saratoga chips. Cook until clear and like pre- serves. Break ginger root in small pieces and put it in, Bottle and put away for use. Quince Jelly 15 lbs Quinces Water Cloves Sugar Wash and stem quinces. Cut; up and put in preserving kettle, peelings, cores and all. Cover with cold water and add 6 whole cloves. Cook until soft. Turn into jelly back and strain. Measure juice into preserving kettle. Take an equal quantity of sugar and warm it in oven. Boil juice 15 to 20 minutes, then add the hot sugar. Stir until sugar is dis- solved, removing any scum. Boil hard for 5 or 10 minutes, then pour into hot glasses which have been sterilized. Crab-Apple Jelly 10 )bs. crab-apples Cold water Sugar Put the crab-apples in preserv- ing kettle with enough water to almost cover them. Boil until soft. Put into a jelly bag and strain. Let stand over night. To every pint of juice allow I lb. of sugar. Put sugar on fla dish- es and put in oven to heat. Boil the juice 20 minutes then add the hot sugar. Stir it fast snd just kt it boil up once, then take off the fire and put'n glasses. Hollyburn THEATRE THURSDAY, FRIDAY sud SATURDAY August 29, 29, 30. JANEI'GAYNOR CHAIILES FARRELL in "HAPPY DAYS" )40')DAY - TUES - WIID. RILI IE DOVE iu "The Painted Angel" THE WEST VAN NEWS I'OR THE HAIR AND ill))E The Department of Indian Af- fairs wus doing itself proud. Two residences and a ration house were being built st the upper agency of the Blood reser- vation snd certainly not before they were needed One blazing summer day Tt fell to the lot of the present scribe and Many-Bears to tear down the old log ration house, which, in the days of the covered wagon had been part of the I. G. Baker trading post. The shake roof was olf, part of the side walls down, and then behind an ancient partition, a discovery was made. This consisted of twenty sacks of perfectly good flour, twenty of mouldy beans, two dozen sides of petrified bacon, and ten tin cases of what proved to be age- hardened tobacco, all of which had no doubt been forgotten when the property was taken over by the Federal government and made part of an Indian re- serve. Not 6 trace of surprise did the stoic Many-Bears show towards the find. Then, after a brief ex- amination the light of remem- brance came into the eyes of the aged Indian "I member, many years ago, we first come to this reserve and have pretty hard time, no buf- falo, no good hunting, no nothing all Indians, squaws, papoose too, pretty well starve." "We not want to stay on reser- vation but red coats say we got to stay and some time thy bring food." "They bring some, but not much and allatime these dam beans and bacon, flour too, she lie here and do nothing and we don't know so we go hungry." "Now I know old Jim Breele he freight this with ox-team from Kalispel for old Baker company." "That time cattle people they coming to this country, so we steal plenty steer from Quorn ranch, we kill some Burdett cat- tle and when Waldron ranch come we steal from them too." "That time we have iotas meat then red coats take Many-Bears snd Wo)f-Sitting-Down to goal at Fort Macleod for killing steer." "Indian get good grub in Mac- leod gaol, iotas grub like you cook. Wolf-Sitting-Down he sent out and two weeks more I sent out and meet him on river fiats." "He say to me, 'by. gosh, we never starve no more, I find something,'o we stay outside Mac)eod till night and then Wolf- Sitting-Down, he show me old shack like this one usta belong Baker people then Hudsons Bay she buy um. "There's big crack in log wall and Wolf-Sitting-Down he say, 'stick hand in.' shove in my hand and, my gosh, there's big heap bufFalo skin all forgot just like this dam grub, so I pull out two skin with fork stick, twist um in hair." "We go back to river flats with them skin and sleep there. Then in morning we look for markc and don't find him so we take um up to Hudson's Bay for sell." "By gosh we lucky. We get ten dollars for each skin, ten dollars money and ten dollar brass cheeks, and feller in store he say, 'You get some more skin on reserve, you bring him here, I buy.'You know, we sell that Hud- son Bay feller thirty skin, all his own, and he not know; IIudson Bsy not so smart that time." "All that part of winter Wolf- Sitting-Down and Many-Bears have good time, iotas grub, tea, sugar, then Wolf-Sitting-Down, he get some whiskey and red- coats get to know everything." "So we go to Mac)eon gaol some more for all winter." "You know, I think we chuck all this stuff in Belly River ehr'hich we shortly did. (.o to ihe I all Show. 4)u August 29 It)80 I'(II)l)c S(;lt()()l l(c('clvtn«Cl()~~cs Children who are 6 years old by February I, should present themselves for admission Tuesday Morning, September 2. 'The Amended Schools Act provides that the School Board may not admit a chi)d to Grand I unless he presents himself for admission within two weeks of the opening of the School term." Parents sre urged to see that the pupils are in attendance st the beginning of the school year. The "Iron" Will t&lv wife says if I don't chuck golf she'l leave me. I say--hard luck l Yeas, I'l miss her, ChiiierChatIer'wo Jews were traveling through the west in an automo- bile, when, without warning, they were held up by a highway- man who appeared about Afty feet in front of them. One of the Jews sensed the sit- uation instantly. Turning to his friend, as he pulled a roll of bills out of his pocket, he said: "Here, Ikey, is dot Afty dollars I owe you. A Ready Reply "Our mines are so deep," boasted the American, "that it takes half-an-hour to go down snd still longer to come up." "Oh, that's nothing," said the Yorkshlreman. "At one mine I know it takes half a dsy to go down and as long to come up." "Ridiculous!" exclaimed the other. "If it takes all that time when is the work done?" "Oh," replied the Yorkshire- man, blandly, "the night shift does that. What He Wou)d Have Done She (to bridge expert): "In the same circumstances how would you have played that hand c" He (icily): "Umler an assumed name, madam." A busy man wss using the telephone. "I want Bank double- two, double-two," he said. "Two-two, two-two," repeate&l the exchange girl, reproachfully. "All right," said the man pati- ently; "You get me the number and we'l play at trains later on." The Panacea The doctor smiled as he enter- ed the room. "You look much better today." "Yes, I followed the directions on your medicine bottle." "What were they?" "Keep the bottle tightly cork- ed." Mrs. Jones: "I'e been expect- ing a packet of medicine by par- cel post for a week, and I have not received it yettv Post Office Clerk: "Yes, ma'- sm. Kindly fill in this form and state the nature of your com- plaint." Mrs. Jones: r)Ve)), if you want to know, it's indigestion." "Booh!" said the playiul hus- band, for the third time that evening, as he met his wife in the darkened hall. This time, however, it happened to be a visiting neighbor lady. "I beg your pardon," he finished lamely. "Don't mind him." said the wife. "He's full of 'boobs'o- night." "I'm used to it," answered the neighbor. "hfy husband's full of it, too, most of the time." Just the Same "Is there anything more ex- asperating than to have a wife who can cook but won't do it?" said the first msn. "Yes, indeed," said the other man; "to have one that can' cook and will." Go to the I"all Show. F 'ooked.-- If s girl tells a young man that she adores the smell of his pipe, he may as well go ahead and psy the first instalment on a ring. A couple of tablespoonfuls of boiling water added to the cream ed sugar snd butter when mix- ing a cake helps to make it light. A pinch of salt added to the water in flower vases keeps the iiowers fresh for s long period. Corporation of the District of West Vancouver Trade and Ilog Licences Notice is hereby given that all unpaid Trade and Dog Licenses must be paid WITHIN 10 DAYS from the date of this notice. Failure to do so will render the person responsible liable to prosecution without further warning. JAS. OLLASON, CollectorAugust 29th, 1950 VANCOUVER Cli EOSOTING Cory LTD. NORTH VANCOUVER