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001C96B7 February 8, 1929. ! Whimsical Review "Did you hear about Jack?" "No; what did he do?" "He fell yesterday and bumped his head on the piano." "Did he hurt himself badly." "No; he )it on the soft pedal." The young man was shy, but he responded nobly when the pretty girl gave him an opening. "I hope," she said, "you will invite me to your wedding when you get manied." "Yes," he replied. "I'l invit» you before I ask anyone else, and if you don't accept there avon't be any ivedding." Snubber He had been hovering near his host's daughter all the evening, and at last his opportunity came. "Might I ask you for the next dance?" he asked. "Please clo," said the girl."I'e been simply longing to turn you down the whole evening." Miss Grey: "EVhen is Mis Smythe thinking of getting mar- ried 7" Miss Brown: "~Vhen isn' she?" The so-called steam we see is- suing from a kettle is not steam at all, but tiny globules of ivater condensed from the steam. Steam--the vapor or gas of wat- er--is invisible. THE WEST VAib ÃEAVS Dignity and, Impudence A story oi a superb six-cylin der car that had broken down o» a hill. The owner of a car about the size of a perambulator stoppd and asked: "SVhat's the trouble ". I'l tow you to the top of the hill." The owner of the big car smil- ed condescendingly, and said- "All right. But if you try to take mt.. to the top of the hiIl with that tny it is at your own risk." The small car towed the big one up. At the summit the owner of the six-cylinder asked:-- "EVhat is all that smoke com- ing from the back of your car?" "That?" divas the answer. "IVell, ivould you believe it! I had my brakes on all the time." "EVhat's that for." he asked; to photog'.aph the horses?" "No," said Smith, "the bookie.'VE IIAVE 8EVEIIAL NEW IIOD- FltN IIOII ES, reasonably I&ricerl f'r Quick Sale. I5 Ycarri'xperience in I~al Real Vstate Values. Informat.'on gladly given. SEWING WANTED -- Ladies'nd Children's work. bf rs. Bloxham, Phone West 226. RADIO--blarconi and Stewart-Warn- er. Batteryless, deinonstrated at our shop. Before buying a radio see these. West Van. Electric (Jack Paterson). TO BUILDERS--I have several good building lots. within five minutes'alk of ferries, which I will sell to builders on terms to suit their re- quirements. Address, P. O. Box 305, H oil y burn. LANDSCAI'E and General Gardening Rock Gardens, Lily and Ornamental Pools, Lawns, Rustic Work, Fencing Concrete Paths, Drives, etc., Prun- ing, Spraying, Painting and Knisoa mining, Repairs. R. J. Kyte, Phone West 172X1. WEBB'S SIIOE REPAIRS WEA It BEST-- Dundarave. R. I'. Clark 4 Co. (Vancouver) Ltd. G LEN EAG LES Sl'ECIAL I'IBICES and Terms to Bona Fide IVest Vancouver Residents to end of February. Inquire for Particulars $3300--Comfortable Bungalow Ilome, Fireplace. Furnace& Full Plumbing, Garden. View. Living Room, 2 Bed- rooms, Dinette, Serviceable kitch- en with cooler, ironing board. etc. Satisfactory terms may be arrang- ed. Notary I'ublic 1 i05 bfarine Drive Office Phone AVest 21 or Sey. 1260 Residence Phone lY. 32R or IY. 204X It. I'. CLARK 8c CO., LTD. 790 Dunsmuir St. Seyinour 7484 Local Representative C. J. ARCHER, West 225. Fire Insurance -- bloney to Incan l.ist your property with us for sale. GEO. HAY GARDENS DESIGNED, Laid Out and Maintained. Rock Gardens, Lily and Ornamental Pools, Lawns, Rustic work, Fencing, Concrete Paths, Drives, etc., Pruning and Spraying, Landscape and General Gardening R. J. Kyte, Phone West 172X1. N ANTED--Kitchen Range. ~lust be cheap and in good condition. Apply"Rang~" c'o West Van News. FOR S ~I E--C.he~nlet Touring Car Very good condition. Late 1924 model. Full price $ 175 cash. Phone IVcst 56X3. N ATERF RONT LOT, near Ferry wharf, will accept deed to vacant land for eqaity. $ 1100 owing on terms. Apply Whitaker and Whit- aker, 9I2 Pender Street W. Sey- mour 7949. FOUN D--Child'~ N oollen Glove near 14th and Marine. Call AVest Van thews ofhce. 6 ANTFD--Girl or Notnan for Ifouse work. Two children. Hours 1 to 6 Phone AVest 437R3. LOST--Black Terrier Pup, Brindle legs; white spot on hack of neck. Collar on. but no name. Six months old. Baby's pet. Please phone West 22X. WILL TRADE for Vacant Property, $ 1500 equity in new modern six- room semi-bungalow on large lot. Fine view. Easy walking distance to Ferry. bfortgage $ 1600 and a- greemen t $900 now owing on house. No cash payment required Pnce $4,000e Apply Whitaker 4r, &Vhitaker, 94'ender Street West. Phone Seymour 7949. N U BONE COI4SETIERE--bfrs. Mar- ling--Mornings at your home. After- noons. 17th and Marine. Phone West 224. Next Royal Bank. FOIE I'I-U &IBING REI'AI I&S-- I'hone IVest 211Re FOR RENT-- IVell furnished warm and comfortable modern home. Splendid view. Convenient to ferry. Phone West 620I.. WORK WANTED BY LADY-- I)ay or hour. Phone Mrse Williams, West 642R. LOST--Black Setter Dog. White mark on chest. Anyone found harboring same after '.his notice will be prose- cuted. Apply Dudley Roberts, phone IVest 190. FOUNDATION AND CEMENT Work Land caping, Lawns, F en c i ng, Drains, Rock Walls, Clearing, Grad- ing, Septic Tanks. T. Barnott, West 672R. NE&V&IAN 8r, ROBBINS Contractors, Builders, Painting Pap- erhanging, Alterations and Repairs. Promptly Executed. House Phone IVest 74R1. H EMSTITCII ING--Plain . white. 5c yard; silk and colored 10c yard. Pearce's Drygoods, 14th Street and Marine. Phone West 144. SCHN EI'PE8 LEMONADE, ADA DRY GINGERALE and all the Good Brands of Cigars at The Ambleside Tea Rooms. FOUR ROObl COTTAGE -- IVater, Light, Phone. Garden, Fine viewe Lot 75x129; $850, terms. iYEST VANCOUVER INVEST MENT COY. West 102. RADIO--One 6-Tube All Electric Set complete with tubes and speaker. $ 160.00; also one 5-tube Battery Set complete $65. 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