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001C9893 THE WEST VAN NEWS. December 27, 1929. j Whimsical I] Review The Critic wrote: 'The p]ay . ended, happily." What a whale of difference a l little comma makes." . Rumors have it now that even the race between Ben Huriand s ' his opponent (don't know,.his name) was a frame-up. "Do you know anything about the sun's motions?" "Sure. ! Ii stayed awake one ei;tire'night trying to figure i entire night trying to figure it out, and finally the who]e,thing g dawned on me." 635 Howe St.Sey 1619 XMAS CHEER FUND CLASSIFIED ADS~t We wish to most heartily thank those who contribuated to the Xmas Cheer Fund. The response has been particularly "'FOR RENT~ Room Cottage fu~ish SEWING WANTEDgratifying and much needed help has been given, and wi]] yet ed, full plumbing, $ 1o.00; also 3 Children's work jgzs Bio~am $ be iven those in needy circumstances. Again we would thank ""ac» $ &o.oo. he& ~~ter,iasic]c p]colle west iis the donors for the thoughtful and practical sympathy as ex- e gi toilet. Apply 1-120 Bellevue Avenue. reSS~d by their d~~ati~~s. =-- +E~yiLOTS FOR SAL+=- Re o„U SING--Ex enced, Sick C The thanks of the community go out to the AVest Vancou- able. Corner 11th and Esquimalt. land. B.C. Trail B C Hospital. 5Iissver Elks, ender the chairmanship of Reeve Vinson, who pp y o~er,1105 Duchess Avenue. Humphreys, Phone West 252R. delivered the hampers fol the needy in the District. This work en~fr Rthat no known case of shortage was overlooked. 'A we]]-fi]led F«tune Cup'I» ' O,nam,"„tal unhamper was supplied each family and the youngsters were &york, Fencing. Concrete Paths, J . "Do you rea]]v love me, not forgotten. This work and the assistance given by the con- FOUNDATION CLIENT WORE -- - s, etc.. Prunfng and'Spraying, dear? Do you me~n al] you sav tributors to the Xmas Ch~~r Fund has given much happi~~~~ n scaping and Lawns laid. Rock R Z I v" -' - !,'" to many thomes. The fund'i]]l stil],provide lnecessities for walls, drains, septic tanks, fencingI do to you?"'nd land clearing. Phone T.Barnott'oe"Dearest, you are to me 'hose in extreme want. reside„ce phone g est 290R PAINTING, DECORATIiNG,FRENCH what su]c]de is to the tab]oids."]]! 'Previously acknowledged .................. $207 45 Polishing, Carley, Phone.]%vest "r1Y B ..........................-- ........ 2.50 Miss E.'Bolton .............................. 2.00 West 241R. = = = " HEMSTITCHING--Plain white 5c~ yard'ilk and colored 10c yard.'; WEBB'S SHOE REPAIRS WEAR ~ Pearce's Drygoods, 14th Street andT. Barnott . '.00 'EST--Dundarave e'A ns. mous'.-i nnnons. mous ' ~ ~ %F No one w'ill eznect e~nensire nresentsA Baulk ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ w w P P P esents ', SCHWEPPES LEMOg ~EEx-High Tournament..................... 13.75 A Friend ..................--..... 300 YVest Van AV.'C. T. U.................... 5.00 Ambleside Tea Rooms. Ai]itt]e girl left in charge of West Vancouver Scottish Society ....... 5.00 Stop and Shop in West Vancourer-- li~~GESher tiny ]j brother called, out: y . ox of cigars or a. Bu him a small b f ElANGES FOR SALE--A SPlendid can of tobacco at the Amblesid Tea"Mother, won't you please speak AIrs. T. Dick .....--................ = «0 Rooms. ie- pletely overhauled. Satisfactionto baby? He's si;ting on the fly -*sKing Street .............................. 1.00 guaranteed. Free delivery. Phone I paper and]there are lots of flies "R.'Keating,'Clay ................ -.. 5 00 WANTED--~Earried Couple to occupy 'n'ighland 3650. waiting to get on." ~ furnished camp and devote part time to work of house and flower garden. (Or - bachelor for garden '&. P. CLARK 8: CO. ESTATES LTDA man was orderedi'to diet work.) Mrs. E. E.'evlin,'adcliffehimself and'o eat:fish=which $326.20 A nue W t 8 y Pho e W st EOl,EL»EW HOGTIE, JUST COBE"i 6OX1. '---.,-he detested. PI ETED, mell designed and built. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Entering a-restaurant, feeling The following gifts of Clothing, Groceries, Toys, etc., ale CO)V MANURE--B Lo d $4.'Hobb i glum; Ihe said, to the .waiter: grateful]y acknow]edged:-- I 'Anonymous=Groceries. WANTED: Land Clearing; Wood mediate ) possession. Price reducedNo, sil'. Mrs. Froud=C]othing. Sawing with machine. Large or to $4750, and will be sold on straightMarjorie and 'Bernice Paton--„Toys.'mall jobs. J. Glover.! Phone Vilest rental gems to responsible purchas-"No, sir." A'. Grocer--'Groceries. ~ er. See Mr. Archer."Any swordfish?" -"L. C. Reid--Clothing. a r"] "Then bring me a'large steak 'Miss "Mo]]y Edwards ~-Bedding. =-- t~Hugh and Phi]=C]othing alid Jams,'oys. Members of the younger gen- R. P. CLARK E'O. ESTATES LTD. and onions iheaven )knows I'eI ~ ~~askedifor fish. Mr. and Mrs.'immy Thomson--Clothing. ~ Local Representative "I 'Hi Name":Jams and Toys. C. J. ARCHER, West 2 5.He: "Could I~have a da,te to- Girls Mission Band of Hollyburn Hall--5DressedDolls~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~+ 'She:'"Yes, if you!could find Muriel Byrnell:Jams and'Doll. anyone dumb) enough to &date --with you." "When better literature is sup- He: "Well, I'l ]be" around itof NATip+ALIZATIpNt&- NBWS]'GLB,AMS/ pressed,'it will be read by Amer- ~ see you about 8 o'lock then." =:, pF.RADIp ~= . -- 'icans. «people of The man who says more than itThe o]di farmer was iclriving = -- =- &ihe t»nks s apt to make others The trouble ivith the average W St VanCOuVer ! home fromtitown] aftei shaving Theiquestioncofinationa]iiing ~th.-k th th man is that he seldom increases ]]]P ='mbibed rather 'freely. In de- ', radio'&broadcasting tin'anada ' =-.--.-- ':= 'is average. !! scending a hill,'he horse stumbl- will probably ibe referred,to/a led and fell', and either could not |]par]iamentary committee during' ". ~-. -l ]]] ece, cc'"-' That a man be a superb suitor „Pp,or would not get to]his&feet a- the forthcoming session ~in Ot- "h . ' =" '" does not in the least indicate hcs & fhrOug}jOu] rhe year t Igain.'t last the farmer bawledi taws: = ~ ~ " -' /aqua]]ties as a husband. ~,-== ™ = t 47hi]e no iofficia] announce- GEO; HAY",Dang yer hide, git up thar-- ment has come from government,, In tone s latest love one 'at: Man" spends& three-fourths of)or I]11drive right smackIover Iisources,] the]importance)of «the )I-tempts to discover the outstand-" 'his «time seeking romance and Real Estate and Insurance gee -matter has led to the conclusion ingt charms 'of,a]l)of I]one's an- three-fourths of the remaining ~ Notary Publicss ~that tthe whole subject of radio cient loves. time seeking, toi extl.icate him- pire Insurance -- &Ioney to Loan"Hello, ~Hayseed,'"]Esaid "&the,,wi]]]&come under ]]review -ilby -~ = se]f from it. - PHpNE WEST 21facetious South. "How'slit for a sPecial committee of the house I]sofia]](the Paths]that ]cad]to ~ y4psa lift to Centervi]]e."~cHe jump- of commons. ~ ~ . i)a wocman'st]]eve, pity is,,the Dissipated men are a]l right O~;,,Ph,„, w„into the Cal,WithOut Waiting fOr The]Chief reCOmmendatiOnlOf iStraighteSt. = ~ aS lOng aS their fOrtune iSn t. = Residence Phone W. 32R or W. 2042i~n answer. Twenty,, minutes jI;the roya] 'ommission on radio'broadcasting,~iyhieh . continued I"Quite' Cd]stance to Center- ]ts &]abor last ISeptember, was'ville,isn't it.'said the youth.,]] that,sbroadcasting shou]dpi'be II sInStalt,a]'.Uh,huh."'. ~ .t] p]aced& on] a )basis t'of ipub]ie ser- : %venty minutes more. vice and that stations h ]sd bouei "Say, how far is it to'Center" l]owned(and/operatecl'by'one na- i i ], iI S$ville'" -- -- --= ~== 'iona]accompany."Few thousand miles if you go, 'A'uestionaile in reference to]IthisI way; 'bout 20 iif youl get this matter was recently sent tooff an«wa]k back, the WestsVancouver Board] $ " $1] )1) Og].'i Cl R]1„:j C."Black chile,'does you-all.know at. their last meeting. The Board' „..& went]on]record as being,unani-"S«ting]y I «es'Bee]~ebub pious]y in. favor of the national- ~&. ,il iking,of radio'roadcasting pro- t] ii",Well, when'I leans'ovah!an! viding that the'same was in thehicahsi somethin'ip, I 'knows]I hanclsof the governmentand not «In yo]ir]holne !"Mr. Becker,' announced" a~ ~--.=.=.-'.- .- .- .-'. '.=.-'mGerman farmer entering, the cS g~] 4l y Op,sacr Cent Canafhan schma]] pox unt I -" .. '» Wishing all my clients and '.& 'You]havewhat f Smallpox'? ]&]] friends" exclaimed i.he store-keeper,'back- ( i Iing away while'his clerks disap- ],'I QIIJp Cgigplt]npnts, i I MOre FeSS BurnerSpeared into 'the back room. II, =-,',, I "JI I]iS = I "Stand)back there. Don't'come 'f.iiip ppnpgn I c,'Serring Canadian OmeSa step nearer. Don't you I know and thankin anthem for'Sy, tb oke,in the farmel', Pl their patronage during the 'ornDinea."vot's da matter mit you fellers IjlI lanyway'! Vot I tried to say vts ]]i]i 'e !I haf dot schmall pox mit butter i;i ~ v a i S. C. DISTRIU'foRSoutside in my wagon, vot Mrs. jl]"i]16th and Marine, Arubleside Brown: "I tell you, old man, l. ]]I CUSTOM TAILOR .' A ... (c. ii!when I'et married &I']]!be&the " CLEANING. AND PRESSINGl'or I'l know !the 'reason „] --, i. vancouver B.C.],Jones: "Oh, you']]l!know the ! I reason a]1 right." II