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001C9807 September 13, 1929. I. O. D. E. SOCCER SEASON TO START SEPT. 1ST First. second and third divi- sions of the Vancouver and Dis- trict Football League will offi- cially open their season on Sat- urday, September 21, and sched- u!es are now in the course nf preparation. Opposing teams in the opening games of the sea- son will be announced in a fez days. Secretary John Munro is as yet unable to state what team will oppose the North Shore United First Division aggrega- tion in the opener, but he re- ports that the schedule will be arranged shortly. Present indications are that North Shore fans will have the privilege of witnessing a league fixture at Confederation Park each Saturday afternoon of the season. North Shore United will represent the North Shore in the first division and North Vancouver Ex-High and Capi- ]rtno will be the North Shore's representatives in the second di- vision in the coming season. Just how the home games of the three teams will be arranged here remains to be seen, but there is sure to be a first or sec- ond division game here each Saturday. All three clubs claim strong aggregations. Practically all of Uni ted's players of last year ivill be available and reports have it that several notable ad- ditions will be made to the ros- ter ere the first game is played. In this connection the names of at least three very prominent footballers have been mentioned of late, but naturally the club t,fficials are not telling all they knoiv until they have the "John Hancocks" of the players in question on the dotted line. Ex-High will have a consider- ably stronger team than last year,according to reports, and some interesting battles are ex- pected this season between the Ex-High and Capilano elevens. The Capilano boys ivill be play- ing their first season in second division football, but their shoiv- irig of past seasons has been noteworthy to say the least, so they may have a surprise or two to spring on their more experi- enced rivals for second division honors. DEATH OF AIRS. VIGAR Mrs. Vigar, wife of H. J. Vigar 1179 West Keith Road, passed away on wednesday in her 43rd year at the Vancouver General Hospital. She is survived by her husband, one son and two daugh- ters. The funeral services were held at 1 o'lock today at St. Steph- en's Church, Rev. A. Harding Priest officiating, and interment was made in the Capilano View ( erne tery. Harron Bros. and IVilliamson had charge of the funeral arrangements. Mrs. Vigar, who had been a resident of British Columbia for over twenty years came to IVeat Vancouver about tivo years ago. KEITH--TITE A pretty wedding took place in Calgary on Saturday evening. September 7, at 8 o'lock at the home of Mrs. Chalmers when Elizabeth Louise Tite and David Alexander Keith, both of Holly- burn, B. C., were united in mar- riage, Rev. Todd, of Central Un- ited Church officiating. ~ ~ ~ The bride was attended by Mrs. Sykes, and Gordon Keith, broth- er of the bridegroom, acted as best man. The bride looked charming in a gown of white crepe de chine with a spray of pink roses and fern. Among the guests were Mr. and Mrs. E. Keith, of Hollyburn, Il. C., parents of the bridegroom. After the ceremony a reception was held at the home of Mrs. Sykes, 315 Sixth Avenue )Vest. Among the many gifts to the bride was a beautiful fur coat from the family. Mr. and Mrs. Keith will reside in Calgary. -- From "Calgary Herald." PROGRESS BEING AIADE FOR N. SHORE JUNIORS The special committee ap- pointed last Friday evening to canvass the local situation with respect to the formation of a North Shore Juvenile Fotoball Association reports that consid- erable progress has been made in the past few days and that the calling of an organization meeting will be in order shortly. Managers for several teams have already been secured and several offers have been receiv- &d from wll-konwn arbiters to handle some of the juvenile games here this season. More managers are required, how- ever, and any soccer enthusiasts willing to assist in this capacity ar e requested to communicate i~ ith Mr. McDiarmid, North l 81R, or James Chapman, North 120RS. Twelve teams will be requir- ed to effect organization of the association, there being four clubs to each of the three divi- sions. blint Punch ilIelt 2 cupfuls of granulated sugar iri the strained juice of 12 lemons, then add 6 peeled and sliced lemons (slice very thin). Leave all in a big bowl set in ice until just before serving, as it can not be too cold. Then trans- fer it to the punch bowl and add to it 2 quarts of finely pounded ice. Stir arid pour into it, from a height, 6 bottles of pale dry ginger ale. Lastly, add 2 dozen sprays of fresh green mint, washed and slightly bruised be- tween the fingers. Gerald, the infant son of Mr. and Mrs. James Donnan, (Union Gas and Oil station), is very ser- iously ill at the Infants'ospital in Varicouver, The September meeting of the Duncan Lawson Chapter, I. O. D. E., was held Monday after- rioon, at the home of ~Iiss Daup- hinee, with the regent, Mrs. Small, in the chair. The reports of the secretary, treasurer, and cnnveners of various committees were adopted as read, and the meeting voted $2.00 to the Earl Haig Fund, and also $14.00 to the IVar Memorial Fund. The chapter feels that their sincere thanks and indeed the thanks of every resident of AVest Vancouver is due the committee convened by Mrs. Pearce who so ably attended to the beautifica- tion and care of the IIemorial Arch this summer. The annual Armistice Day service will be held there on November 11th. this year, as usual, details of which will be announced later. Poppy Day will soon be here, and a committee composed of Mrs. I eyland, Mrs. Fastman, Mrs. Leggatt and Mrs. E. V. Forster, convened by AIrs. Gourlay, were appointed to make all arrange- ments in connection with the Duncan Lawson's share in the sale of poppies. i~Irs. David i1Iorgan gave a most interesting report of the National annual meeting held in Victoria this year for which a most hearty vote of thanks was given her. The meeting was also pleased to extend to Mrs. Eastman, their congratulations on the distinc- tion bestowed on her father by the King in his majesty's birth- day honor list. The Hallowe'en dance for which the I. O. D. E. is so noted will be held this year on the first Friday in November. After the serving of tea, the hostesses being Mrs. Morgan, 5frs. Crawford, 5frs. Fiddes, Mrs. Lawson and Miss Dauphinee, the meeting adjourned. The October meeting will be held at the home of Miss iMc- Bain, 29th and waterfront. THE WEST VAN NEWS Whimsical Review ~ The lady who had been mo- tion to stop asked. indignantly: "EVhat do you want arith me?" "You were running 45 miles tin hour." answered the traffic off'ice r. "Forty-five miles an hour ". EVhy, ofT'icer, I haven't been out an hour." At which the officer crumpled up and she proceeded in serene complacency. 0 e 0 Pat was over in England work- ing with his coat off. There were two Englishmen working on the same railroad. so they decided to have a joke on the Irishman. They painted a donkey's head on the back of Pat's coat and watched to see him put it on. Pat, of course, saw the don- key's head on the back of his cnat, and, turning to the Eng- lishmen, said: "which of yez wiped yer face on me coat?" e 0 e The train halted for a moment at the station and the traveller reached out, called a small boy, and said: "Son, here's 50 cents. Get me a 25-cent sandwich and get one for yourself. Hurry up, now. Just as the train pulled out, the boy ran up to the window. "Here's your quarter, mister," he shouted. "They only had one sandwich." e Teacher: "Johnny, if your father earned $40 a week and gave your mother half, what ivould she have?" Johnny: "Heart failure." e e e "IVell, now, what time do I have to git to work mornings?" asked the new hired man. "Any time you like," respond- ec Farmer Fumblegate, "so's it ain't later than half-past four." Summer Boarder: "But why are those trees bending over so far?" Farmer: "You would bend over, too, Miss, if you wuz as full o'reen apples as those trees are." Silas: "Is Bill Perkins a liar?" Hiram: "SVell, I don't know as I'd go so far as to say that, butI'l tell you this much--when feeding time comes he can't get iris pigs to stir 'till he gets some- one else to call them for him." Man (rushing into county clerk's office): "I want a license, and hurry, please." Clerk: "iAIarriage, hunting or dog license?" Man: "Marriage. I'e hunted long enough and led a dog's life ivhile doing it. Now I'm ready to get married." Prof.: "What is a phenome- non?" Student: "I can't describe one, but if you see a cow, or hear a bird sing, those aren't phenom- enon; but if you see a cow sit- ting on a thistle singing like a bird, that's a phenomenon." e Asked by her teacher to ivrite a» essay on a subject of her own choosing, a little girl produced this classic: "Essay on i~len" ")Ien are what women marry. They drink, and smoke and ssvear. They don't go to church like women do. Both men and women sprang from monkeys, but womeri sprang farther." e ~ e "He's quite an auto fiend, isn't he? Never seen ivithout his car. Always doing 60 miles an hour or more?" "That so? I saw him yester- day without it." "Where was he?" "He divas sitting on the cow- catcher of a trolled car with a steering wheel around his neck." FOR RW T--"Sea View." 1 I th and Clyde Avenue. Six rooms. Hot wa te r heated. For a corn fortable home occupied by last tenant for nine rear~. Anplv 7~& Seymour St. WANTED--An .aladdin lamp. Phone West 2-t2L nr call at 2264 Inglewood Q A.'iTED--Girl for light housework, three mornings a we.k and occa- sional evenings. Phone W'est 682R. GARDEN 8 KltltOWS--Strong Light unpainted; price $ 1.60, delivered subject to approval. Phone North 36-t R. I'Olt ltF..iT--"Oakdene," corner 1 tth Street and Duchess Avenue. Four roum house. Full plumbing. Elec- tric light. Anply 736 Sr-ymour St. N ILl. SFIAltE FIOL'SE on Waterfront w ith another lady. Particulars, phone West 360X. FOR RENT OR SALE--Four roomed modern bungalow. Furnace. ment basement. Lovely garden. West 4t7Y. HOI.'SE F'R RF iT--Facing water; H igh; cheap rent; Furniture for sale, including McClary kitchen 6- hole range, kitchen chairs, kitchen cabinet with ice-box, genuine leath- er lounge, 3 wicker chairs, beds. dressers. 2 carpets, cheap. Phone West 61R. I'OR RE.'iT--Six room semi-bunga- low. Open fireplace. FIotpoint elec- tric range. Furnace. Grirage. Phone Ivr st 66-tY. PAINTING, Decorating, French I'ol- ishing. Phone IVest 71Y. FOR ItE.'AT~ roomed house, modern two fireplaces, garage. nice garden. Apply Mrs. Guinan, 25th and Math- ers. FOlt RENT--Furnished cottage on Waterfront, $it month. Phone ~Vest 360X. HEMSTITCHING--Plain.. white.. Sc yard; silk and colored 10c yard. Pearce's Drygoods, 14th Street and Marine. Phone West 144. HOUSEWORK N ANTED by the day by capable ~oman. Phone %'est 231R. FOlt ltE.iT--6 ltoom Fully Modern House on Waterfront. Furnace. Open fireplace. Splendid view. Lowrent to good tenant. Phone West30L ltANGES FOR SALE--A Splendid assortment of used ranges. Com- pletely overhauled. Satisfaction guaranteed. F'ree de'.ivery. Phone Highland 3650. SERVING )VANTED -- Ladies'ad Children's work. Mrs. Bioxham, Phone West 22B. CENTI ENT WORK--ltock AValls, Land- caping, Lawns, Rockeries, Fencing, Trellis work, Clearing, Grading. Phone T. Barnott, 23rd and Jeffer- son. CHILDREN'S DANCING CLASS RE-OPENS The children's dancing class ard physical culture conducted by AIiss Kathleen Ellis will re- open tomorrow, September 14th, at 2 p. m., in Dundarave Hall. Further information may be ob- teined by phoning EVest 407R or Douglas 2892R. Join the Night School Classes this year. Instruction given in any subject you desire. Appli- cation must he in the hands of the Secretary of School Trustees by 5 p.m. on wednesday, Sep- tember 25th. I'OR RENT--New g-Room Bungalow, fireplace. furnace, 11th and Esrrui-malt, %7.M. Phone West 163'. CARPE.iTER WANTS WORK--Alt-erations or repairs. Day or contract Reasonable. R. Chalmers. 2145Bellevue. It E~VA RD--Lost Gold Wrist IVatch.August 31st, near 14th and Marine.Please phone SVest 333. FOR PLUSIBLWG REPAIRS--Phoae IVest AIR. WEBB'S SHOE REPAIRS WEARBEST--Dundarave. lVANTED -- Land Clearing 'ood Sa~ ing with machine. Largo orsmall jobs. J. Glover. Phone West 214R. '1 HE PLACE TO EAT--Lunn's Cafe.Public phone West 611-0. TAXI--Peerless Sedan. Day or NightService. Phone, webster North 1234 SCH)VEPPES LEMONADE, ADA DRY GINGERALE and aII tho Good Brands of Cigars at TheAmbleside Tea Rooms. GARDENS DESIGNED, Laid Out and MaintainecL Rock Gardens, Lily and Ornamental Pools, Lawns, Rustic work, Fencing, Concrete Paths, Drives, etc., Pruning and Spraying,Landscape and General Gardening R. J. Kyte, Phone %'est 17~%1.The Signs Were Bad. It. P. CLARK 4 CO. ESTATES LTD.Ahusky negro applied for a job in a big ship-building company and his fine figure and strength got him accepted. He was told to report to a certain department in the end of a mammoth building. He hadn't gone ten feet before he saw a sign hung above an alcove read- ing: "Stretcher Here." Duplicates of this assailed his eye here and there. and then came a bigger sign which said: "To the Hospital." The odor of ether and other smells filled his nostrils and he turned back. "Boss," he said to the man who had hired him, "Ah resigns. Ah'm through." "AVhy, Sam, what's the matter T "You'e not afraid of danger ~re you T" "Nossuh, boss, danger Ah craves, but not wilful destruction, no suh." FURNISHED HOME «ith one acre fully cleared. Situated on hill two blocks from bus service. Invigorat- ing air and splendid scenic panor- ama. Everything included at $2600 on terms. Owner transferred to an- other dtstnct. It. P. CLARK 4 CO. ESTATES LTD. 790 Dunsmuir St Seymour 7454 Local Representative C. J. ARCHER. West 22$. Fruit Cereal Pudding 1 Cupful Wheat Cereal. cooked 1 Teaspoonful Vanilla 3 Cupfuls Mi]k. 1 Eggs, Beaten Cupful Sugar. 1 Can Sliced Peaches 1 Cupful Puffed Raisins To the hot cereal add the va- nilla and milk. Beat the eggs slightly with the sugar and com- bine with the other mixture. Drain the peaches and reserve the juice for sauce. Place the peaches and raisins ia a greased baking dish. Cover with the ce- real and the egg mixture and bake in a moderate oven for about 25 minutes. Serve hot with peach Juice sauce. Get this number firmly fixed in vour mind--it's easy to re member-- CALL IVEST 21 when you want to discuss RENT- AI.S, REAL ESTATE, INSUR- ANCE and LOANS. FERRY SURPLUS $4,67'4GEO. HA.Y Real Estate and Insurance The auditor's report on themunicipal transportation system for the seven months ending on July 30, 1929, which was pre- sentwl to the council on ~Ionday night, showed an operating sur- plus of ~4,672.14. Passenger r~ceipts for this period wert. $55,677.34, made up of $44,654.- 50 from the ferries and $ 11,- 022.84 from the busses. The total expenditure for the boats was $32,940.61, and for the busses $ 10,428.36. Notary Public 1405 Marine Drive Office Phone )Vest 1 or Sey. 1260 Residence Phone IV. SHR or 4V. 204X BUY GOODSMADK IN ~~llew GIVE NORE PEOPLE 'K SRlNG BETTER 'llN CLASSIFIED ADS