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001C95A8 THE )VEST VAN NERVES NO NODDER August 17, 1928. I Useful ~ \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Recipes I Bermuda Onions Au Gratin Boil the onions until tender, but not too soft. Nake a white sauce, using cream. Put the onions in a buttered glass bak- ing-dish; pour over them the white sauce, 1-2 cupful of grat- ed cheese and 1 tablespoonful of parsley. Season well and cover the top with 1-2 cupful of but- tered breadcrumbs. Bake at a temperature of 325 degrees F. until browned on top. Orange Juice Brown 1 1-2 tablespoonfuls of butter and 1 1-2 tablespoonfuls of flour together. Stir in slow- ly 1 1-2 cupfuls of canned chick- en broth. Season with 1- 2 tea- spoonful of salt and 1-4 tea- spoonful of pepper, and add the finely shredded peel of 1 large orange or 2 small ones. Add the strained orange juice just before serving. A dash of lem- on juice adds zest. Roast Chicken A spring chicken weighing about three to four pounds is delicious roasted. It shoulil be put into a self-basting roaster without a drop of water and started in a very hot oven. Then reduce the heat and roast an hour. The bird can be stuffed if wanted, but a young chicken is so delicately flavored that stuffing is not at its best. Corn i~lock Oysters Six ears siveet corn, two eggs, half cup milk, one tea- spoon salt, one teaspoon sugar, one-eighth teaspoon pepper. rolled cracker crumbs. Grate corn; there should b« about two cups. Beat eggs, un- til light, with milk. Add sugar, salt and pepper and corn. Mix well and add enough cracker crumbs to make stiff enough to drop from tip of spoon. Fry in a frying pan in half water and half bacon fryings. Brown on one side and turn and brown on the other. Corn mock oysters can be used with roast or fried chicken to elaborate a dinner menu, but they are suggested as something different for a breakfast dish. "Chapon" Improves Salads Have you ever heard of a "chapon?" Sounds like a word which might be used in a cross- word puzzle, doesn't it? It is simply a crust of bread, an inch or so long, sprinkled with salt and rubbed with an onion or with a crushed clove of garlic. If it is laid among the leaves of a salad, and removed before serving, there will only be the faintest flavor of onion or gar- lic to give distinction to the salad, for onion juice and garlic are often actively disliked if used too liberally. To I'revent ibIold on Bacon To keep ham or other smoked meats from molding, various methods are used. One method is to ivrap meat in parchment paper, sewing up tight in a mus- lin and bathing the muslin in a solution of freshly slaked lime. Another way is to wrap in pa- per or muslin and bury in oats or other grain. Hanging meat in a rather cool, well-ventilated fly-proof smoke house also ren- ders it less liable to mold. If iii spite of these precautions meat becomes moldy (most meat will mold on the outside in sum- mertime) the entire piece is not spoilt. Brush off the mold with a stiff brush or trim off the mold parts with a knife. A man was one day visiting a luna- tic asylum and while walk;ng in the grounds he met a patient to whom he said: "SVe11, how did you get here T" The man replied: "Well, sir, you see I married a widow with a grown-up daughter, and then my father married my wife's daughter, that made my wife the mother-in-law of her father- in- law, and my father became my step-son. Then my step-mother. the daughter of my wife, had a son, and that boy. of course, was my brother, because he was my father's son; but he also was my wife's step-son, and therefore, her grand-son, and that made me the grandfather of my step- brother. Then my wife had a son, so my mother-in-law, the step-sister of my son, is also his grandmother, be- cause his step-sister is his wife. I am the brother of my own son, who is also the son of my step-grandmoth- er. I am my mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew. and I am my own grandfather. That's one rea- son an. here. sir."--Answers. Whimsical Review ;,'. A r- Phone 1Vest 28 Quite Right A. mbleside GROCERY and HARDWARE A teacher in a London East End school was giving her class a lesson on various kinds of an- imals. Later she questioned her pu- pils to see whether they had been listening to the lesson. The camel, the elephant, the cow and the lion were described more or less accurately. "Now, who can tell me what a bison is?" asked the teacher finally. A small boy stood up. "Please," he ventured, "a bison is a thing what yer wash yer 'ands inl" 10 lb Sacks i'3c lb. Cartons 37c B. C. GRANULATED SUGAR .. PINF.APPLE, 2's . 2 for 2.".c NEg'AID FGGS A SpECIALTY. (Direct from the Ranch) SPECIAL-TIN TEA KETTLES Just right for Campers or Flectric Stoves, Quick Boiling; while they last; this will not be repeated. FREE DELIVERY CLASSIFIED ADSA Scot was at his first race meeting. After watching one or two of the minor events, he ven- tured two shillings on a horse in the big race, and, with strain- irg eyes, ivatched the exciting cohtest, the horse he had favor- ed coming in an inglorious tenth. Quivering with anger and mut- tering strange Northern ep- ithets, he ran to the paddock after the race and shook his fist in the jockey's face. "In hivin's name, young man," he baivled, "what detanied vou? Girls used to get their com- plexions outside to wear inside; now they put them on inside to wear outside. I3OA R D AN D ROOhl ~VANTED by young man. Apply stating terms to Board c',o West Van News. TO RE.i T--Your Room Cottage on Waterfront between 24th and 25th Phone West 127. Young Bride--"Now, dearie, what will I get if I cook a din- ner like that for you every day this year?" Answer--"11y life insurance." YOR RE'iT--Fully Furnished Ileated apartment, $22. Phone West 339. WANT TO RENT from September l~t furnished 5 or 6 room bungalow. Phone West 473R. NEWhIAN & ROBBINS -- Builders and Contractors--Painting, paper- hanging and kalsomining, chimneys built. 28th and Marine. Phone West 74R1. FOR RE iT at $30 per month on lease, new modern four-room% bungalow, close to Marine Drive and 22nd Street, West Vancouver. Ap- ply Whitaker and Whitaker. 942 Pender St. West. Seymour 7949. Evenings, IVest 604-0. A young lady, who often thought out loud. was being shown through a garter factory. "Good gracious!" she exclaimed. "Ninety million pairs in one yearT I don't see wh:-re they all go to." "Neither do I," replied the young man. KILN DRY WOOD -- Special $3~0 Double Load. Hobb Coal and Trans- fer. West 17. FOIE RENT at $ 40 per month on lease --Attractive new stucco home; six rooms and sun room. Situated on north side of Marine Drive, between 25th and 26th Streets. Immediate possession. Apply Whitaker and Whitaker, 942 Pender St., IVest. Seymour 7949. Evenings West 604-0. 4 ANTED TO BU Y A lot with shack close to Marine Drive between Ambleside and Dundarave. Must be cheap. Apply Whitaker and %hit- aker, 942 Fender St., West. Sey- mour 7949. Evenings, West 604-0- FOR SALE--Davenport $8, 2 Rockers $5 each, 8 ivory chairs 60c each, 2 dressers $7 each, double bed $8, spring cots with new mattresses $5, dining table and buffet $ 10, sealers, fire-screen, single bed$6. 1488 Gordon Avenue. Insulted ELECTRIC IVIRING--Ranges, IVash- ers, radio, fixtures. Call us for pric- es. North Shore Electric--Radio, G. A. Broder, Prop. Simkins, the junior clerk, was standing very much on his dig- nity this morning. As he came out of the manager's private room he wore a look of offended pride, in which there was more than a suspicion of hauteur. "Hallo!" remarked one of his fellow juniors, "what's the mat- ter with you?" "The boss has said something to me svhich I resent," explain- ed the other. "If he does not apologize, I shall leave." "Oh, and what did he say?" was the next question. " 'Simkins, you'e sacked l' divas the reply. AVE HAVE SEVERAL NEW hlODERN HOhIES FOR RENT Furnished or Unfurnished H EhlSTITCII ING--Plain.. white. 5c yard; silk and colored 10c yard. Pearce's Drygoods, 14th Street and Marine. Phone West 144. GEO. HAY Notary I'ublic R. I'. Clark 8'o. (Vancouver) Ltd.1405 Marine DriveOffice Phone IVest 21 or Sey. 1260 Residence Phone W. 32R or W. 204X hIODERATE I'RICED HOhIE--North of Marine within few minutes of Ferry. Neat cottage, living room, bed room, kitchen and sunroom, $ 1350. Terms about $300 cash, bal- ance only $20 monthly. REAL BARGAIN--3 Room Cottage, fine garden, well cultivated, block from Beach, near Ferry, only $ 1150, $250 cash, balance less than rent. Will pay you to look into this bar- gain. ALTAhIONT--New modern four room bungalow with extra view porch. Full plumbing, fire place, furnace, cement floor in basement, $3500; terms $500 cash, balance to suit purchaser. FOR SALE--1925 Touring Car in good condition, $325 on terms. H. C. Osborne. Phone West 628Y. iVEST VANCOUVER INVEST hIENT COY. IVest 102. At the Seashore FOII SALE--hlonarch Range, almost new, $40. West 184L Distressed Servant -- Oh, please, doctor, will you come to our house at once. Madam is suffering from rheumatism, the young master has hurt himself in a motor accident, master has gout, and the young mistress has a sore throat. Doctor--Certainly, what is the number? Servant--)Ve haven't a num- ber, but the villa is called "Hap- py Haven." Consult us for West Vancouver hlunicipal Tax Sale Lands.AMBLESIDE HALL Applications for reservations of the Ambleside Hall for the present may be made to the agents for the build- ing. WANTED -- I'leasant Rooms with Board for lady and daughter--or furnished bungalow reasonable rent. State in first letter locality, terms, etc. to "Rooms" c,'o West Van News. R. P. Clark C; Co. (Vancouver) I.td. 823 Hastings St. W. Sey. 7483, 7484 GEO. IIAY Notary Public 1405 Marine Drive Phone AVest 21 Local Representative C. J. ARCHER, West 225. BUILDERS--If you are in a rush for goods, phone Hobb Transfer, West 17. Bob's always on deck. SCHOOL SHOES for the'Children- Big stock for Boys and Girls now on the way. Tites Nu-4Vay Shoe Repair, Messenger Block, opposite Ambleside Lumber Company. .ou i~an SaveOne I&oiler ilIade a Difference Finding his patient in a very pessimistic mood one morning regarding his chances of recov- ering, the young doctor started to chaff him in an endeavor to put him in a more cheerful frame of mind, but without suc- cess. "I don't know why it is, doc- tor," said the patient, "but I feel I shall never pull through." "Nonsense, nonsense," replied the doctor. "EVhy, your case is absolutely the same as an ill- ness I had years ago, yet look at me, strong and healthy as ever. "Yes," retorted the other in a hopeless tone, "but then I ex- pect you had a good doctor." FOR 13E.iT -- Unfurnished. Three, four and five room suites, modern hot water heated. Apply Mr. Mes- senger, 16th and hIar;ne. LONSDALE SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRITING ACADEMY, Ma- sonic Te mple Building. Phone North 1055. We advance you rapid- ly. If you pay your telephone bill by the 18th of the month CHIhINEYS SWEPT by experienced man; also excavating and general work done. Phone West 6681 13ATTERIES TESTED, Rented, Re- charged and Repaired by experienc- ed Battery man. The New Battery House next West Van. Garage. City Prices. SEWING IVANTED -- Ladies'nd Children's work. hIrs. Bloxham, Phone West 226.American--"Now you have no one in this country approaching Rockefeller, f'rinstance." Englishman (hopefully) --"Do you think it ivould be any use?" 9 EBB b SHOE REI AIRS l% EAR BEST--Dundarave. WIN DOW BLI i DS-- llade to order and installed. Estimates free. Pearce's Drygoods. 14th Street and Marine. Phone West 144. A hluch Hetter Idea He--IVe must economize. Sup- pose, darling, that you try your hand at making your own clothes? She--Oh, George, dear, I could never do that. Suppose I begin by trying to make yours'? I'OUN DATION, CEll F.iT WORK, Landscaping. Latm made. Grading and Clearing. T. Barnott, Resid- ence Phone IVest 672R. B. C. TELEPHONE COlVIPANY IV. JEYVEY, Builder, Cabinet Work of all kinds. Phone IVest 346L