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Resampled001B6E77 SUNDAY BIBLE STUDY Ambi&aide ilail &IN Sl&NDAT AT 3 P.DI. toadeat DIR. PERCY KING tkrme and enjoy In a meat pane&able hour. Bring qucatinas Evi ryhndy Welcnme St. Stephen's Church Septuagesima Sunday, Feb. fi. 8 n.m.--Holy Communion. 10 a.m.--Sum)ay School. 11:15 a.m.--lloly Communion. 7:15 p.m.--Evensong. Work on the Parish Hall ex- tension is proceeding satisfac- torily. One side is completed and the south extension is be- gun. Voluntary helpers to finish the building will be welcomed. The members of the A.Y.P.A. will catch the 7 p.m. ferry next Wednesday to proceed to St. George's Church, where they wiu be guests of that church's A.Y.P.A. at a social. Several St. Stephen's boys at- tended the C. of E. Junior Camp reunion held Thursday night at Holy Trinity Parish Hall. Last Saturday the Junior A team, though playing well throughout, were defeated 7-1 by the strong First Church Mic- macs, who are now tied with them for the divisional cham- pionship. Tomorrow the same teams will meet at 2 p.m. at Houyburn School. The Junior B's defeated Renfrew Baptists 8-1, and a win or draw against the same team tomorrow after- noon at Hoflyburn School at 3:30 will give them the divisional championship. WHIMISCAL REVIEW nOh, Jackie! Listen to that marvelous jazz!" "IVhy, that's a classical num- ber they'e playing." ~ a New York: "Look at them three pigeons." Cape Cod: "Them's not pig- eons, them'6 gulls." New York: "Byes or gulls, them's mighty fine pigeons." ~ a ~ The Critic wrote: "The play ended, happily." What a whale of a difference a little comma makes." ~ a ~ Rumors have it notv that even the race betvreen Ben Hur and his opponent (don't know his name) was a frame-up. a ~ a Josie: nDo you really love me, dear? Do you mean all you say I do to youve Joe: "Dearest. you are to me what suicide is to the tabloids." They were discussing matters of village imporDtnce. The talk drifted to Joe Smith. "Yes," said one, "just before Joe died he made his wife prom- ise she wouldn't marry again." "Ah," replied the other, "poor old Joe--he ahvays was kind tu his fe)low men." a a a Builder's Foreman: "Excuse me, but are you the lady wot's singin'?" Miss Trill: "Yes, I was sing- ing. IVhy?" "Might I ask you not to hold on that top note so long. My men have knocked off twice al- ready. mistakin't for the dinner whistle. a \ a "Do you know anything about the sun's motions?" "Sure. I stayed awake one entire night trying to figure it out, and finally the whole thing dawned on me." a a a A little girl left in charge of her tiny brother called out: "Mother, won't you please speak to baby? He's sitting on the fly paper and there are lots of flies waiting to get on." St. Anthony's Church Pastor--Rev. Father Kelly Sunday--Mass, 8.30 a.m. High Mass, 10.30 a.m. Benediction, 7.30 p.m. Week Days--Mass 8 a.m. a a a A man was ordered to diet himself and to eat fish--which he detested. Entering a restaurant, feeling glum, he said to the water: "Any whale»" "No, sir." "Any shark'?" "No, sir." "Any swordfish?" "No. sir&a 'Then bring me a large steak and onions, heaven knows I'e asked for fish. a a a "Father, I want to get mar- ried." "iVo, no my boy, you are not wise enongh." wIVhen will I be wise enough?" w)Vhen you get rid of the idea that you want to get married." STRATTON'S BREAD IS GOOD BREAD Mother: "Hilda's young man has taken offence at something. Have you said anything to him?" Father: "Not a word. IVhy, I have not even seen him since I posted the gas bill on." Love affairs on board ship are no worse than ship board. We have to give them up some time. He: "Could I have a date to- night?" She: "Yes, if you could find anyone dumb enough to date with you.n He: "Well. I'l be around to see you about 8 o'lock then." Support Local Industry PHONE WEST 27 And Our Delivery Man Wifl Call ANNOUNCEMENT WEST VANCOUVER Christian Science Society CHVRCH EDIFICE 20th aad Eaqalmalt, Hekybsra Sunday Service st 11.30 ~ . m. Subject February 5th 'S I'I R IT" Sunday School at 10.0O ~ . m. Testimony Meeting every tved. sesday at 0.15 p.m. United Church iMinister, Rev. A. M. O'Donneu Sundny Services 10:15 a.m.: Sunday School an&I Bible Classes. 11:15 a.m.: Morning Worship, Sermon: "Preparing the Way." Morning--Anthem, "0 IVor- ship the Lord" (Smith). 7:16 p.m.: Evening Worship. Evening solo--"The Peace of God" (Gounod), Miss Joan Dur- bin. At the morning service the minister will begin a series of studies of the Life of Jesus ac- cording to the Gospel according to Mark. The evening service will be the Annual Mother and Daugh- ter Service. Mrs. W. Falls, who is a returned missionary from China, will give an address to mothers and daughters. The service of praise will be led by the church choir, and in addi- tion an anthem w)H be sung by the C.G.I.T. groups and a solo by Miss Chilton. All mothers and daughters are invited to at- tend. Seats will be reserved for mothers and daughters. The Literary Society held its annual "Burns Night" last Thursday evening. Mr. James Duncan presided and a fine pro- gramme of a Scottish ngture was given. Mrs. Selwood, Mrs. Lawson and Mrs. Hindmarsh, Mr. Lswson and others gave readings from the poems of Burns. Mr. and Mrs. Young led in the singing of old Scottish songs. Mrs. Durbin accompanied at the piano. Mr. Porter show- ed a number of beautiful slides. During the absence of Mr. B. R. Harrison, Mr. William Herrin is acting Superintendent of the Sunday School. Mr. Mayhew is meanwhile taking Mr. Herrin'0 Young Men's Class. The Women's Association of the United Church will meet next Tuesday at 2:15 in the church hall. OF INTEREST TO AUTO 01VNERS IVe are pleased to announce that ifiIr. (Bud) Fisher has now joined our stafi'nd is in full charge of the repair and mechanical departments of this garage. Mr. Fisher has had twenty-four years of practical experience in aH branches of automobile work. In England his connection was with Rolls, Daimler &k Rover Companies. In Canada he has acted as shop foreman for several large garages both on the prairie and at the coast. 51r. Fisher is well known to the coast autoist as the shop foreman for the McLaughlin Motor Co. in Vancouver, with which firm he remained for several years. In bringing their automobile work here, the public can be assured of receiving the best possible at- tention and workmanship, with expert advice on afl automobile troubles. "Bud" would like to meet aH IVest Van. auto owners. The door is always open. MARINE MOTORS 11arine Drive at 22nd AUTO SERVICE I'hone W. 456 F. R. Franklin Carpenter and Contractor 2503 Bellevue Ave. Phone West 59L2. Acid stains can be removed from materials by sponging them with ammonia. If a cupful of flour mixed with a cupful of hot water is added to a bucket of whitewash, the whitewash will not rub off. Baptist Church Rev. David Long, Pastor. Sunday School, 10 a. m. Church Service, 11 a.m. Weekly prayer service each IVednesday at 7.30 p. m. The C. G. I. T. meets every Friday night at 7 o'lock. Lead- er Miss I. Brealey. AH teen age girls welcome. M. WILLIAMS 16th and DIARINE, ADIBI ESIDE CUSTOM TAILOR ORDER YOUR SUIT NOW Come snd see nnr Patterns. Large sc!cctlnn tn chance from Dry Cleaning Dyeing, Repairs and and Pressing Alterations CITY PRICES We Call Fnr sad Deliver. I'IIONE WEST 20, Clearance Sale of Dry Goods I Our sale is still continuing. I BARGAINS IN ALL LINES 'Grigor's Dry Goods Store '! '540 lllarine Drive between 15th and 16th ~I, Spring is Here TIIE TIME Fnv Gardening. 'Ive have every kind nf Ciarden Tnnl ynu'll need. Cpptiu' ()pwcf6 i izstiP", ~stefl& pss»ic» piker U'ke VlpIgtsi the '" sfe"'kp ppff& theirs 'igms I tke cud with I» makes pu his which 'u thc I lug sm tke asw turb tk iusi "" ppffcs I icsvcs i ufsfiy 'resh I pff ps npt tk& the ati vents spmcwl Iris. It is'he bc& si, Ih& lower ppiutic with tl TkIE Tlia)E fnr cleaning up the hnuac. Tlat the walls with ALABASTINE Fmay tn wnck with and gives best results. 1ve hnve all "tints" in stock. TIIE TIME fnc all klnila nf painting--In- aide or nut. Cinnd pnlnt ls cheapest in the anil. HA)tDIVARE Any time ls "llsrdwace" time fgSEED'S GROCI RY Before applying polish to a grate or stove that has burner) red on top through overheating, rub well with a cut lemon. IVine stains can be removed by holdmg the stamed portion of the cloth in boiling milk. Mil- dew stains will disappear quick- ly if soaked in sour milk. Do not use baking powder in pastry that has to be kept for any length of time, but increase the quantity of fat, which will prevent it from becoming too dry. If boiled beef, ham or bacon is left to get cold in the liquid in which it has been boiled, it will not be ndry." If the meat is to be used hot, replace it in the liquor as soon as it leaves the table. con»cc at the r Spm family ers, s. stingy ing it sembli 0 roof liame Work the b& etablc iug. of the ofthe Lupiu that t the be eua al stUI, I qucutl the ul Always starch the corner of a sheet, tablecloth, or any linen article that you want to mark with indelible ink. Then the nib wlu not catch on the threads. An ordinary clothes peg makes an &xcefient wedge for prevent- ing windows from rattling. One of the prongs should be broken off and slipped between the win dow and the frame the lpi aud I msy b ulg 1 sud d The I queue sud rises sct & been Ai in the An cpuvc 'ary "El Auth "yiug ; (upcu] .")I Plied by U ) Ocpa& gcuui aHi drcu fctic) fcaai& upt 6 ting its I dirty the alreai nH vent mole I Tl'ca)tl ." riik, child& diapri y y mail or carrier, New stands 5c pec ropy. ADVERTISING ItATES ON APPLICATION Never use suds for washing enamel pans. A little salt apt'liedwith a soft cloth will re- move all stains and the pan should be rinsed afterwards in warm water. To remove the smell of onions wash the knife that has been used to peel them, as well as the hands, in cold water. Hot or warm water makes the odor more lasting. & -'I IV)ne glasses aml tumblersaii i alM i II little vinegar is added to thb rinsing water. If a decanter is I'jistained or discolored, fill with warm soapy water and some crushed eggshells. If the stain is of old standing use vinegar and salt--one part salt to two parts vinegar. THE y West Van Nerves Published Every Friday IH. HODGSON and F.F.LOVEGROVE Publishers Phones: West 863 West 412L i Bee&seas aad Editnrlsl Officer 1361 Marine Drive Mall Address: s' I P. O. Bns &01, Hnllybara, B. C. ,ydI 01.00 a eac b i.