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4 JUST FOR FUN It was early last December, As near as I remember, I was walking down the street in tipsy pride; No one was I disturbing As I lay down by the curbing, And a pig came up and lay down by my side. As I lay there in the gutter Thinking thoughts I shall not utter, A lady passing by was heard to say: 'You can tell a man who boozes By the company he chooses'; And the pig got up and slowly walked away. Anon: The Drunkard & the Pig Oxford Book of American Light Verse, 1979 On a tombstone in Woolwich churchyard, London:"Sacred to the memory of MAJOR JAMES BRUSH, Royal Artillery Who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly, 14 April, 1831. Well done, good and faithful servant." From: Tombstone Humour, Compiled by Richard De'Ath A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Roald Dahl Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. Robert Frost See you at the Book Sale! Tony Scammell Editor