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MEDICAL TERMS Many people are completely lost when it comes to things medical. In order to rectify this situation, the following list has been compiled for your interest: Artery: The study of painting Barium: What is done when C.P.R. fails Colic: A sheep dog Dilate: To live long Fester: Quicker Grippe: A suitcase Hangnail: A coat hook Medical Staff: A doctor's cane Nitrate: Lower than the day rate Outpatient: A person who has fainted Post-Operative: A letter carrier Protein: In favour of young people Serology: A study of English knighthood Tablet: A small table Urine: Opposite of you're out (Courtesy of Lions Gate Hospital) Also remember, the life of a needle is always hanging by a thread. SUM FUN Multiply 37,037 by any single-digit number. Multiply that by 3. Every number in the answer will be the same as that first single number. e.g: 37,037 x 5 = 185,185 x 3 = 555,555 (Reader's Digest) Tony Scammell Editor (P.S. If you're looking for the date of the next meeting, go back to the beginningl)