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French Fries (played b y L o u i s e M i l l a r ) : "God gave us plastic so there wouldn't be no stains on his world. See, in the human world of the earth it all gets scratched, stained, tore up, faded down. Loses its shine. All of it does. In time. " Audition (played b y Y v o n n e Desjardins): "Now I've got two pieces for you today, and here's the surprise, I've got one classical piece ... late greats, and I've got one contemporary piece ... dispatches from the front. Good. For my classical piece I will take off all my clothes. 'Crude Rube Protrudes Dubious Boobies.' Beep-Beep."