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Page 7 SENIORS WORTH A FORTUNE Remember, old folks are worth a fortune - with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life - frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up. Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go and see John. Next, Charlie Horse comes along and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life. P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do, all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself - now, what am I here after?". Author Unknown. A WE'RE NOT WAITING 'TIL CHRISTMAS 'WISH LIST' One of the joys of working with our S Recently, we were given a large quantity of a West Vancouver estate. The small truck items - colour slides from Hollyburn Ridge the piano tuning tools and papers of a Mr. Hollyburn chair lift; and an assortment of had belonged to a Miss Irvine. Although mu antique category, the magnificent auto-f It is a functioning and welcome piece of eq ociety is finding the unexpected. artifacts and archival material from load contained quite a variety of (of great interest to Hugh Johnston); Packer; one of the seats from the cameras and darkroom equipment which ch of the darkroom equipment fits the ocus 4" X 5" Omega enlarger does not. uipment for a modern darkroom. From time to time, we acquire negatives which we are not equipped to enlarge. Now, with the Omega enlarger, we will be able to process these large negatives and produce prints with greater clarity and detail. And here's where the Wish List part comes in. Having moved into the 'big league', we should, ideally, in order to utilize our prized acquisition, have a 4" X 5" camera. Unfortunately, our budget won't stretch to accommodate such a purchase but perhaps someone may have a 4" x 5" - or other large format camera -gathering dust in an attic? The Society guarantees a good home with TLC. Please call David Wilson at 988-1895 if you can help out. ITEMS ALREADY EARMARKED FOR THE GARAGE SALE A round hot plate and cooking stove f or outdoors; (Can't you just picture a chee presso & Capuccino machine (and if I could too); twelve 1/2 gallon canning jars; (that bolical jigsaw puzzle - 1000 pieces; a never been able to pry from their box; a pa circa 1955 (tried it once); and a genuine the grandchildren but I can't stand the noi Giving you ideas? I hope so. or fondue and chafing dishes, indoors se fondue under the elms?); an Es-find my pasta maker it would be there 's almost commercial size!); a dia-deck of round playing cards that I've ir of vintage ladies figure skates, Japanese Pachinko machine bought for se of its hundreds of steel balls.